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Interview with Burridge on BeatFactor.net...
Sorry, this cracked me up.
Full interview HERE.
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BeatFactor: You lived for six years in Hong Kong…
Lee Burridge: I did.
BF: Why did you go there? You looked for something exciting?
LB: Why? Umm… I had a very boring job in the UK. I was a DJ as well and I tried to make my life as a DJ in England and it was very hard, I didn’t live in London, in countryside. I didn’t know anybody and even moving to London it was kinda like scary. I had a girl friend, it was the first ever girlfriend I had and after five years she hated me, you know, and she broke up with me again and I’m like “No, no, we have to get married!” So I’m like “Ok, let’s go on holiday to Jamaica!” So she said “ok, let’s go”. And on the second day of being there, we’re sitting in a restaurant, she’s looking amazing in this beautiful long white dress and we ordered lunch. A sausage turned out, it was this big (pointing to almost half a meter), it was the biggest sausage I ever seen in my life and bake rolls, mustard, ketchup, gurglings, onions, salsa, like stuff all over it. And I’m like amazed (her name is Rachel, she’s older then me) and I said “Rachel, look at the sausage” and she wouldn’t look. “Look at the sausage, look at the sausage” and she wouldn’t look at the sausage. So I put it on the fork and lift it. “Look!” At which point the sausage came out of the fork and it flew across the table like in American SuperBall and it hit her on the nose and it rolled all the way down on the white dress like in the Indiana Jones movie when he was running and all they were chasing him, and it got to the ankles and it stopped.
BF: So she looked at the sausage… (Laughing)
LB: Yeah. I think it’s the funniest thing I ever seen in my life. And she got up of the table, punched me in the head really hard and left… the island! And that was the end of my relationship with my girlfriend. So, I had records with me and I ended up staying in Jamaica for like five months being a DJ. Eventually I got kicked out because of the visa and I were back to England, back to the countryside and I ended up in Honk Kong because somebody just happened to be in my town, who was looking for a DJ, gave me a business card said he wanted me to come and work in a bar. I already had the excitement of living abroad and that was it, I was like “Ok, sure” and I went to Honk Kong. And that was it, the sausage changed my life! (Laughing) Thank you sausage!
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