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| TweeK |
Heres a joke i thought was funny....might be old but whatever.For those that havent heard it.
a Black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
When I was born, I was black,
When I grew up, I was black,
When I'm sick, I'm black,
When I go in the sun, I'm black,
When I'm cold, I'm black,
When I die, I'll be black.
But you, sir...
When you're born, you're pink,
When you grow up, you're white,
When you're sick, you're green,
When you go in the sun, you turn red,
When you're cold, you turn blue,
And when you die, you'll turn purple.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
:haha: :haha: :haha:
+1 for the black man.... |
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| AlphaStarred |
Pertaining to the topic:
What do you call a nigger with with no arms and one leg? A on a stick. |
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| TweeK |
| quote: | Originally posted by AlphaStarred
Pertaining to the topic:
What do you call a nigger with with no arms and one leg? A on a stick. |
:stongue: :stongue:
Letz not turn this thread into :p
....Let it be positive:D |
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| AlphaStarred |
| Don't take it amiss, I've nothing against black people. In fact, I've had a number of black friends and even hooked up with a black girl before. |
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| M@t |
first post was good
second post needs to be deleted, otherwise the thread will be |
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| Zenchowdah |
what do you call a black guy flyin a plane?
A PILOT YOU RACIST! |
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| AlphaStarred |
| You're so black you went to night school and the teacher counted you absent. |
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| jonSun |
Why did the Polish guy cross the road?
Because he couldnt get his dick out of the chicken.
BTW im part Polish. :p |
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| AlphaStarred |
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa," says the parrot. |
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| Omega_Blue |
what did the mexican say when two houses fell on him?
"Get off me, Homes!"
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| DjWhooCares |
| quote: | Originally posted by AlphaStarred
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa," says the parrot. |
OMG.....SO WRONG but yt sooo Funny!! |
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| AlphaStarred |
Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarrhea and thought he was melting. |
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