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How many times have you had to clean up someone elses ****?
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| Chadly84 |
Well it all started back in the days of my teen years.. where I was working at a local roller rink.. I had the lowest rank of all the others who had worked there so I would always have to do all the "ty" jobs, this being the beginning to my cleaning career. It was a friday night and the roller rink was bumpin' all the kiddies were skating around the rink having fun and doing what they do.. just when I thought the night was going well my manager gets my attention to come to the side of the rink.
"Chad .. we have a little problem on our hands.. it seems that one of the kids got creative and started to do some art work on the bathroom walls, and we need you to take a mop and cloth in there to clean it."
It didn't sound so bad at first .. but after I got my supplys.. the job took a turn for the worst.. I walked into the washroom and was horrified to find that one of the little bastards out on the roller rink had decided to take a piece of fresh squeezed dump out of the toilet and do arts and crafts with it all over the washroom.. I was in shock.. what kind of sick mother ****** takes a piece of out of the toilet and starts to draw pictures and write profanity on the walls of a public bathroom?
sadly this wasn't the only time I would have to clean .. for my future held many more doody filled adventures.. but i will leave those for another time. check back and see who else is going to on my parade!:tongue2 |
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| VERTiG0 |
I'd just like to take this time to say that the mental image of somebody using a log of like a sharpie marker is mindblowingly funny.
Now, I know this is an old story and is very very played out and I'm sure everybody on earth has read it thrice, I'd just like to link to this...
http://www.tuckermax.com/tuckertriesbuttsex.html
Funniest story in the universe.
Though, if you haven't read it and have a weak stomach, skip over it. |
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| rabbitjoker |
I have unclogged a toilet a few times by hand (sans plunger or gloves)...
But I guess that would be my own **** - not someone else's. |
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| DigiNut |
| quote: | Originally posted by rabbitjoker
I have unclogged a toilet a few times by hand (sans plunger or gloves)... |
Did you videotape it? |
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| rabbitjoker |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigiNut
Did you videotape it? |
No. It's hard to operate a video camera when you're elbow deep in a toilet. |
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| VERTiG0 |
| quote: | Originally posted by rabbitjoker
I have unclogged a toilet a few times by hand (sans plunger or gloves)...
But I guess that would be my own **** - not someone else's. |
Holy christ man what the do you eat? |
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| *~LiSa-LoO~* |
| quote: | Originally posted by VERTiG0
I'd just like to take this time to say that the mental image of somebody using a log of like a sharpie marker is mindblowingly funny.
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I don't really want to see that mental image...but it is ing hilarious.
Geez Chad...I'm so sorry...I'm guessing you had to clean up some kids at the day camp...again! That mother f'er |
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| ShadoWolf |
| quote: | Originally posted by VERTiG0
I'd just like to take this time to say that the mental image of somebody using a log of like a sharpie marker is mindblowingly funny.
Now, I know this is an old story and is very very played out and I'm sure everybody on earth has read it thrice, I'd just like to link to this...
http://www.tuckermax.com/tuckertriesbuttsex.html
Funniest story in the universe.
Though, if you haven't read it and have a weak stomach, skip over it. |
a classic. the "Jamie" referred in the story is rumoured to be none other than TA's own Slylee :eyes: :nervous: |
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| smuncky |
| quote: | Originally posted by VERTiG0
I'd just like to take this time to say that the mental image of somebody using a log of like a sharpie marker is mindblowingly funny.
Now, I know this is an old story and is very very played out and I'm sure everybody on earth has read it thrice, I'd just like to link to this...
http://www.tuckermax.com/tuckertriesbuttsex.html
Funniest story in the universe.
Though, if you haven't read it and have a weak stomach, skip over it. |
AHAHAHAHHA!!! OOO MAN THAT MADE MY EVENING!! AHAH!! THATS SOO FUNNY!
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Euphorica |
| thats the day I wouldve walked out and said you minimum wage :crazy: |
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| Pettiscool |
| quote: | Originally posted by Euphorica
thats the day I wouldve walked out and said you minimum wage :crazy: |
+1 |
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| jrmacca |
| everytime that i'm at work....i have to deal with a lot of . |
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