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| occrider |
As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual Stromberg carburetors in his vintage Triumph Spitfire, highly functional yet pleasingly formed, perched prominently on top of the intake manifold, aching for experienced hands, the small knurled caps of the oil dampeners begging to be inspected and adjusted as described in chapter seven of the shop manual.
Winning passage of the worst writing in the english language trophy.
ing hot. |
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To Do List for July 28th, 2005
1. Eat Breakfast - check
2. Morning Fap - check
3. Take Shower
yes, hot suff. |
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| Boomer187 |
| He caressed every crevise of her quivering body.... |
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| Akridrot |
| "He ate her face in a passionate kiss, her blood turned his testicles to soup." |
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| occrider |
Honorable Mention:
"...She walked toward him, her dress billowing in the wind -- not a calm and predictable billows like the sea, but more like the billowing of a mildewed shower curtain in a cheap motel where one has to dance around to avoid touching it while trying to rinse off soap." |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Akridrot
"He ate her face in a passionate kiss, her blood turned his testicles to soup." |
What the HELL. |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
Honorable Mention:
"...She walked toward him, her dress billowing in the wind -- not a calm and predictable billows like the sea, but more like the billowing of a mildewed shower curtain in a cheap motel where one has to dance around to avoid touching it while trying to rinse off soap." |
hahaha this was WAY funnier...they should have a funniest thingy ever |
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| Streakfury |
You mean people are actually praised for not being able to write properly?
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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by DarkAngel
What the HELL. |
Akridrot's writing style reminds me of beatsandbeeps. |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
Akridrot's writing style reminds me of beatsandbeeps. |
Or perhaps Aiwendil or Radagast. The content is very similar. |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| definitely a sleeper cell troll, anyways.:stongue: |
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