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Beer on the Carpet
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| smokeape |
Now I'm really f*cking mad. I dropped a beer on our precious carpet and the old lady went the f*ck off on me like I'm drunk as normal or something. I f*cking tripped on a throw rug and dropped a damn beer. Doesn't happen every day, doesn't happen every month, and doesn't even happen if I'm drunk! After soaking the spillage up with about 50 bounty towels, now I'm f*cking pissed. Daggone drinking ain't got nothing to do with me falling down in the living room once in a blue damn moon.
So here I am. What's next?
:whip: :whip:
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| smokeape |
| quote: | Originally posted by apostrophe
Have a beer! |
Good advice and I'm taking it!!
:toothless
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| apostrophe |
| quote: | Originally posted by smokeape
Good advice and I'm taking it!!
:toothless
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Sadly enough, I'm taking that advice too. It's 9:34 am here, saturday morning, and I just opened myself up a nice 40oz. TsingDao brew.
Cheers, apeman. |
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| AlphaStarred |
| Fret not. I once dropped a cup of orange juice coupled with vodka on my light-coloured carpet. It was all worth it though at the time (if you know what i mean). Another time I dropped a cup of cognac on the same carpet. It became a mess, needless to say, full of noticeable stains. |
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| smokeape |
Roger, drunkards go tripping all the time. My point was that I wasn't drunk for a change, innocent falling down, and the old lady tags me. Oh, well, will have to wait until tomorrow to get some I reckon.
In the meantime...
Dang! Kinda like Badger Badger...
Lol!
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| KaOtiK1 |
| im drinkin a nice dos XX lager :D |
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| BTG |
| beer on the keyboard is much worse :( i'm using a keyboard from like 1986 now :( |
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| smokeape |
I wasn't even staggering and a full beer went flying. Well, F*ck. Next time, I'll.... probably spill two at a time!
Lol!
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| |cEbLu3 |
hit it up smoke!! having a massive pre-bday party bash at my place right now. Its 1:30 pm here now, and we ain't stopping till dinner at 8 following which drinking will continue till noon tomorrow, :toothless
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| jonSun |
| Damn, i can say ive done alot worse. Ive spilled red wine on my carpets. So bad that my parents aint getting new ones till I move out. I even insisted on paying for em & they are just like, no you'll do it again, Just buy a house dammit. :p |
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