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Horrid scopes for August
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| Desty Nova |
Leo
You are not a bad person, but let's face it; you shouldn't be handling any sub-atomic particles.
Cancer
Just remember, if the world didn't suck we would all fall off.
Aries
Try to be more sincere this month… even if you don't mean it.
Tauras
Everyone hates
you because
you're paranoid
Gemini
Constant change is here to stay.
Virgo
The only difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.
Libra
You started off with nothing and you still have most of it.
Scorpio
Bad News: You
are a serious
drug addict.
Good News: You
have an
excellent grasp
Sagittarius
You very well might be a closet claustrophobic.
Capricorn
This month take life with a grain of salt…also a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila.
Aquarius
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
Pisces
You're not really that stupid, lot's of people sell their car for gas money.
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Desty Nova
Scorpio
Bad News: You
are a serious
drug addict.
Good News: You
have an
excellent grasp
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| Akridrot |
| quote: | Originally posted by Desty Nova
Cancer
Just remember, if the world didn't suck we would all fall off.
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Wow. That's so accurate and specific, it's like it's speaking directly to me.
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