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I need to decrease my sperm count
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| {b.s.e.} |
| Seriously, I have way too much of this stuff. Any takers? :wtf: |
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| Yan |
| You can always pay a guy to repeatedly kick you in the loins. :wtf: |
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by Yan
You can always pay a guy to repeatedly kick you in the loins. :wtf: |
:eyespop: |
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| dinoXpress |
| quote: | Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
Seriously, I have way too much of this stuff. Any takers? :wtf: |
ask FF..
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| Akridrot |
| quote: | Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
Seriously, I have way too much of this stuff. Any takers? :wtf: |
Do I have to swallow? I'd prefer it in the rectum... :wtf:
(i always get the two confused) |
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| Moral Hazard |
| I had this problem but then I remembered some advice my mom gave me as a child "when no one is around to help you, you have to take maters into your own hands and help yourself." She wasn't talking about sperm count but the advice holds true. |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| eh, i think i'll wait til the woman gets home. sorry, akridrot. |
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| DigitalPhoenix |
Do like I do:
1.Drink a liter of wodka between Monday and Friday before you
go to bed. Saturday and Sunday dont count - it's the weekend NooB!
2.Choke the chiken after you wake up.
3.Smoke some good herb before and after work.
4.When taking showers dont use soap..use shampoo, the chemicals
will kill the lil' SOB-eeches.
5.Find random drunk girl on weekends to give you head.
6.Repeat for at least 3 months.
You're set there pal!  |
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
| youve got an excuse to smoke some mad weed. light up and start beating those sperm in their own numbers game. |
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