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| ascension |
hehe i had a larf... hope u do too!!
AUSSIE KISS
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under
BEER COMPASS
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from
BOBFOC
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
ETCH-A-SKETCH
Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both of her nipples simultaneously
The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed.
GOING FOR A Mc
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a Mc with Lies
GREYHOUND
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare
MILLENNIUM DOMES
The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually -all in there worth seeing.
MONKEY BATH
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".
MUMBLER
An attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc. i.e. you can
see the 'lips' moving but can't quite make out what they're saying.
MYSTERY BUS
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in
MYSTERY TAXI
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead
SALAD DODGER
An excellent phrase for an overweight person
SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive woman
TART FUEL or BITCH PISS
Bottled Alcopops, e.g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women.
TITANIC
A lady who goes down first time out.
TWO-BAGGER or DOUBLE BAGGER
Someone that you'd need 2 paper bags to have sex with (1 to cover their head, and 1 to cover yours, in case their bag falls off). |
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| AnotherWay83 |
| quote: | Originally posted by ascension
hehe i had a larf... hope u do too!!
AUSSIE KISS
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under
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heheh liked that one the best, i need to give aussie kisses to a number of women....heheh...
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| Fraggle |
MONKEY BATH
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".
hahahahahaha!!! |
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| OrZonE |
Monkey Bath......lol
gotta love that one :) |
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| dOgMa55 |
| Funny stuff...that whole etch a sketch thing...Lol |
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