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The Mordor jokes... (pg. 2)
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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by prolikewhoa
that i'm not the fat hobbit.
you give me $100 and i get to be liv tyler.
i'm already an elf :D |
Deal. You'd probably whine a lot on the way, anyways. :wtf: |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nou
IM watching deep impact with Elijah Wood and he gives a wedding ring to a girl and I started screaming "FRODO HAS THE RING!!!" |
lol |
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| prolikewhoa |
| quote: | Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
Deal. You'd probably whine a lot on the way, anyways. :wtf: |
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| wwu.punisher |
| quote: | Originally posted by prolikewhoa
that i'm not the fat hobbit.
you give me $100 and i get to be liv tyler.
i'm already an elf :D |
One does not simply the fat hobbit to get into Mordor.
Yeah... I read that sentence all wrong this first time AND I went and made a Mordor joke.
I'm going to bed, now. :-/ |
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| prolikewhoa |
| quote: | Originally posted by wwu.punisher
One does not simply the fat hobbit to get into Mordor.
Yeah... I read that sentence all wrong this first time AND I went and made a Mordor joke.
I'm going to bed, now. :-/ |
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good idea |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by wwu.punisher
One does not simply the fat hobbit to get into Mordor.
Yeah... I read that sentence all wrong this first time AND I went and made a Mordor joke.
I'm going to bed, now. :-/ |
poor mordor joke at that. :wtf: |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by wwu.punisher
One does not simply the fat hobbit to get into Mordor.
Yeah... I read that sentence all wrong this first time AND I went and made a Mordor joke.
I'm going to bed, now. :-/ |
doesnt that feel better now that you finally said a mordor joke. The idea of ing a fat hobbit in the arse while he is grunting underneath you is very funny. & then once youve cummed in his eye the gates of mordor open. That could be the funniest thing to ever happen in the history of the funny.
nothing like flogging a dead horse. Unless it is a fat hobbit that likes to whack off dead horses. In which case, one does not simply get a fat hobbit to masturbate a dead horse to get into mordor. |
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| prolikewhoa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
doesnt that feel better now that you finally said a mordor joke. The idea of ing a fat hobbit in the arse while he is grunting underneath you is very funny. & then once youve cummed in his eye the gates of mordor open. That could be the funniest thing to ever happen in the history of the funny.
nothing like flogging a dead horse. Unless it is a fat hobbit that likes to whack off dead horses. In which case, one does not simply get a fat hobbit to masturbate a dead horse to get into mordor. |
shhhhhh |
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| wwu.punisher |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
doesnt that feel better now that you finally said a mordor joke. The idea of ing a fat hobbit in the arse while he is grunting underneath you is very funny. & then once youve cummed in his eye the gates of mordor open. That could be the funniest thing to ever happen in the history of the funny.
nothing like flogging a dead horse. Unless it is a fat hobbit that likes to whack off dead horses. In which case, one does not simply get a fat hobbit to masturbate a dead horse to get into mordor. |
What. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
I said they were getting old in the mordor thread. |
*clap clap*
you want a medal or a chest to pin it on! :toothless
though, you know
....you know
one does not simple get a medal or a chest to pin it on to get into mordor!
:rolleyes: It may be old & annoying, but hey, it's old & annoying! |
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| D-res |
| quote: | Originally posted by wwu.punisher
...suck balls.
That is all. |
one cannot simply suck their way into mordor
... i've never made a mordor joke. did that work? :wtf: :( :p |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by BTG
no man, its funny, just over used. |
Actually, they're not funny AND over used :p |
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