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my pork sword hurts
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| enferno |
so on monday, i was in san fran chillin with my sister and a bunch of her friends.
we get REALLY REALLY drunk, and they start riding their bikes, and me and this kid max were left behind, and we were on a big hill, so he finds this office chair in a dumpster, and sits on it, and i start to push him down the hill, and we're starting to go faster than i can keep up with, which is about mach in 3, so i hop on the back
and one of the bearings blows out on the wheels and it stops, so i keep going and land on my back, while he's still on the chair and one of the wheels hits me right in the weiner.
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| wwu.punisher |
Pork sword?
THE ? |
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| enferno |
you've never heard that?
pitty.
pork sword=penis |
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| Ibizadreamer AG |
| U can't bone your wife for a couple of weeks...that is teh suck! |
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| Pariah Cleric |
| He's married, he can never bone his wife for a couple weeks. |
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| Ibizadreamer AG |
| quote: | Originally posted by Pariah Cleric
He's married, he can never bone his wife for a couple weeks. |
Hahahahaha. |
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| wwu.punisher |
| quote: | Originally posted by Pariah Cleric
He's married, he can never bone his wife for a couple weeks. |
:stongue: @ comment AND avatar. |
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