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Real Life Lessons we've learned... (pg. 2)
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| Yan |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian^
if you fall onto a bed of spikes, the first thing that happens is that you lose the change out of your wallet. then you have a short window of opportunity to get away before you die. If you're poor, you'll just die. |
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Sonic's rings, eh? Hahaha...
The final boss isn't always the hardest.
Your friends will either stay faithful to the end or betray you horribly at one point in life, at which point your destiny will lead you to kill them.
People basically have the same to say every time you talk to them. |
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| nchs09 |
if you hear
haduuuuken always crouch!
if you hear
come hereeeee... always jump
if you hear
fatality... close casket seremony.
*is that how u spell casket?* |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Yan
People basically have the same to say every time you talk to them. |
lol true. |
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| Cloudburst |
If you want to take down a flag you'll have to jump to the top of the flag-pole to bring it down.
If there's a lot of bricks around try and break em with your head, there might be hidden money inside. |
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| Cloudburst |
| quote: | Originally posted by mfdoom
up up down down left right left right b a b a select start |
Plz remove those 3 commands. :whip: |
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| Yan |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cloudburst
Plz remove those 3 commands. :whip: |
SHHHH! Then he will state the "SECRET OF LIFE".
There's always a Quest or a Mission.
Even if there is a single bed in the inn, your entire party of xx can sleep in it.
Hot coffee is NOT a caffeinated drink. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
If you fall off a cliff, it takes 3 seconds for you body to explode or keel-over after you've hit the ground.
Falling out of a map can take you into the 5th dimension. It's a dark boring place. |
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| d-miurge |
we can choose where to go during a 6 meters high jump.
from duke nukem 3d: to sing "born to be wild" while killing some aliens is cool |
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| Aiwendil |
Little monkeys in a red hat, shirt, and sunglasses jamming to hiphop on a boombox really is the funniest thing ever. Ooh ooh AH...ooh oh Ah AH ah AHH! Ah ooh oh AH!
Little monkeys with long blonde hair who chew bubblegum and act like Anna Nicole Smith really is the stupidest thing ever.
If you're a plumber or a monkey you can hold your breath underwater for over 10 minutes.
Never trade the secret of Conscription for Farming. Always trade the secret of Farming for Conscription.
That disembodied voice telling you "Right on!", "You've done this before!", and "You're a pro!" is really a devious conniving subversive bastard, because he turns around and says disparaging things like "Do you even know how to walk?", "Dance? Maybe you should go bake a cake instead, homo.", and "If you return this game to the store you'd save yourself more embarassment, in fact it would be best if you stopped now and threw the disk into the trash can and then join the witness protection program where nobody will know your shame, loser. But i'll always know your shame. ME! AHAHAHAHAH! ALWAYS!" |
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| basd |
| The average princess is an attention craving, whining bitch who is NOT, I repeat NOT taking off any of her clothes at any time. |
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| Yan |
Wearing iron boots in water gives you the ability to breath underwater, indefinitely.
There doesn't HAVE to be a reason to collect coins or gold. Anyways, there's usually no store to purchase/trade the coins/gold for anything.
If your name is Zelda, you're guaranteed to be kidnapped and constantly stalked by a boy named Link.
A crobar can take down a whole army of people and aliens. |
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| Aiwendil |
| If ever you face a team of dangerous policemen, the best way to deal with the situation is to whip out your trusty purple dildo and smack the pigs until they're dead and bloody, then steal their money and guns. Don't worry, you can survive 40 shots from a 9mm at close range, especially if you've increased your power at the gym by lifting weights for two minutes a week. |
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