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haha!!! funny god damn roommate
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| lacksesepsotygh |
last night i got about three hours of sleep. when i woke up me and my family moved all my stuff to my new apt (roommate been living there since july 1st)and set everything right up. another roommate came the same day, so we're now three people in one 4 room apt (all students).
the one that's been living here since july 1st doesn't quite belong to the sharpest people i've known... a few minutes ago, the damn fool got home from heavy drinking and walks right into my room, waking me up, of course laughing his ass of at me sleeping, and stands there for several minutes giggling. he leaves and comes back at least three times and i yell at him to go the away.
anyhow. i got up and walked into his room after he fell to asleep (with his clothes on) and he looked up at me and asked what i wanted. i threw a glass of cold water right in his face. i then waited a few minutes and threw another glass of water right in his groin. i hope the ****** now thinks that he's peed over himself. damn, if i had my camera loaded.. :whip:
i seriously start regreting this move.. this isn't the first time somethng like this have happened. i found him naked in the bathtub sleeping at around 5 in the morning once... my question to the COR (if anyone has yet to read this) is if anyone have lived with this kind of species before, and what i should do to get matters better. |
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| Zewad |
| you should have been drinking with him and not home sleeping.. |
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| lacksesepsotygh |
| no, not after three hours of sleep. no. |
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| Mr. Pink |
its stories like these that make me smile :)
i dont know how to make things better buddy, im one of those guys you'd find naked in the shower :(
so i cant help |
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| jonSun |
| the water. Jerk off over him & blow a load on his face. Then take pics. |
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| Palladium |
| what a bunch of emos :wtf: |
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| lacksesepsotygh |
| hehe, i should have. the idiot just woke me up again. jesus.. |
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| ATL_Trancer |
hahaha, funny
i gotta agree with brent tho, in take the sorry kid out drinking at a club or something with some good music, and stop sleeping! :P :thepirate :crazy: |
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| lacksesepsotygh |
ATL :D
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
its stories like these that make me smile :)
i dont know how to make things better buddy, im one of those guys you'd find naked in the shower :(
so i cant help |
naked in the shower :nervous: |
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| ATL_Trancer |
all i gotta say is, at least your roommate isnt a chronic masturbator :wtf:
let's just say, i walked in on him so many times, we had to come to an agreement for him to leave a sock on the doorknob whenever he was squeezing one out :disbelief |
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| lacksesepsotygh |
hahah, oh my :)
edit: how often did the sock appear on the handle? |
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| DJ Cinos |
The disturbing thing is that you're interested in that. :nervous:
Obviously one jerks off in a locked bathroom. Safe that way. Use your brains people! :toothless |
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