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puked for the first time (pg. 4)
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| kelly923 |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
puking while ur in bed DRUNK its the maids first day of work and she has to clean fish smelling puke from all over the bed/sheets/floor/clothes > puking drunk ON maid, when it's her last day of work and your parents fire her and she doesn't get her retirement benefits |
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| TranceSpeeder |
| quote: | Originally posted by ZzZ The Goddess
Yea I said that before ;) quite a couple of times :p
EDIT: ok ill share a story.....
My 16th birthday was at a nice italian restaurant where we had one of the private rooms rented. There was a dj tables etc and WINE lots of WINE on each table and the servers put it out really early cuz me and my friends got there to decorate and it was already out on the tables. I was dressed up in a nice red dress with black high heel shoes no one at the restaurant knew how old we were so we started drinking the wine. After the wine was all gone they thirsted for more and sent me to the corner store to buy more liquor since I guess I looked the oldest and was least likely to be carded so I got more liquor and we brought it back to the restaurant and continued to drink listen to music and decorate. I didnt mention that when the party started adults were coming including family and some friends of the family but the part really started when we got there cuz by the time they got there they were wasted.
So I proceed to try and eat italian food after I am all liquored up and I swear to you I used half a salt shaker full of salt on my spaghetti. Needless to say about a half hour later my tummy wasnt very happy so my mom dragged me to the bathroom and held my hair as I proceeded to vomit all over the place. I was really wrecked and my mom is slapping me in the face with cold water. Then proceeded to tell me stories of when she was young and drunk...oh yea like thats what I wanted to hear in that state so her talking about more alchohal actually made me vomit more. My dress was ruined with stains of liquor, cigarette burns etc and the heel of my shoes broke too but I didnt care and I was still dancing barefoot. She told the people at the restaurant we were all under age and they shouldnt have put the liquor out and they proceeded to tell her to never come back to the restaurant after the episode we caused. Other things happened as well for us to tell us this including me grabbing a handfull of my own cake and slapping once of my friends in the fact with it. I was so out of control when I was younger. I couldnt imagine doing any of those things now. oh yea and my mom took pics :D |
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good one. |
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| Aquarian |
haha, I just love it when people say "after this, I swear I'll never drink again!"
Every once in awhile I get so totally piss-drunk, drink like 15-20 shots of vodka, wine, beer, then I do stupid things, fall down everywhere, piss on neighbour's trees... Then when I wake up the next morning I think to myself "whoa, I gotta do that again sometime!" :tongue3 |
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| nchs09 |
lol :p
a funny puking story was for our graduation it was held in a hotel and well everyone was 18+ but noone cares about age where i graduated.
so each table sat 10 and each table could have 6 bottles of wtvr. as the night progressed poeple brought nbottles wrapped as gifts so more booz was @ every table.
@ around 12- 1 the parents start leaving and the kids still dirnking partying while the rents left. lol i go take a piss i was so drunk and i get to the bathroom i dont reemmber who it was but i know for sure it was his dad on one stall and the son in the other puking like bitches. they come out all ed sumbling and a cab had to be called for them :p
all thi happened while they were puking on their maids of course :tongue3 :tongue2 jk |
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| bananas |
| give us the pics! zee Goddess |
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| ZzZ The Goddess |
| quote: | Originally posted by bananas
give us the pics! zee Goddess |
My mom has them...at this time I was 16 (im 24 now) so I dont think digital cameras even existed then. They are regular photo's. |
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
ive thrown up three times. but, always felt better afterwards and passed out until the morning.
last time, i was pre-gaming it though. in the parking garage trying to down as much as i can. i think i did 4 in two minutes and chased with some gatorade or somethin. last shot, i couldnt get the gatorade in fast enough, i gagged, and the gag turned into a vomit. my friends started laughing, and while im vomiting, im flicking them off to the side.
" YOU GUYS!! BLAUGGHHGHGHGHGHGHGGH" |
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| D-res |
| did you have teh beer before teh liquor or the liquor before the beer |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by D-res
did you have teh beer before teh liquor or the liquor before the beer |
well you know the old saying..beer b4 liquor never been sicker, liquor before beer, in the clear..
but i think that's just a placebo effect cos i've done both and it doesn't really matter as long as you're consistent. |
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| Mebot |
oops misread your post
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
| quote: | Originally posted by D-res
did you have teh beer before teh liquor or the liquor before the beer |
it was rum. very strong, whatever it was. |
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| kelly923 |
| quote: | Originally posted by TranceSpeeder
so i had a lil too much to drink last night, about 10 straight shots of rum and a few beers and my gawd, i came home last night, i felt like i was gonna die, i could not stop puking constantly, like for an hour.
im never drinking again, all i know. |
awww... that's cute lol |
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