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Odd quick sexual story (pg. 3)
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| Sumit_A |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
....... piss & poop chocolate. :wtf: |
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| Fundamental |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aiwendil
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Funny and true! Good effort! :D |
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| The Soundman |
| quote: | Originally posted by Akridrot
I would've just kept ing. Then I'd say "come to my house later", since she's such a slut.
I'd proceed to choking her as soon as she entered my room, and then violently knock her out as quick as possible. While she's knocked out, I'd break her limbs so that they'd be useless when she comes to her senses.
After resting, I'd come back to find her writhing in pain and faintly gasping for help. With a grin on my face, and a blunt object in my hands, I would unleash the ing fury on her stomach. And then I'd penetrate her in celebration of pain while she lay there trembling on the carpet.
And that would be a most glorious day... |
Have you been watching Stephen King's Misery?
Story changed slightly, but basically the same! :)
The original story at the top of this thread.....
.......sick, but funny!!!! :haha: |
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| wwu.punisher |
| quote: | Originally posted by Akridrot
a golden shower, how 'bout a Scat Job?
Yum...
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ing ban this idiot. Jesus. That's not even close to appropriate, even by CORe standards. :mad:
Edit: And I support a motion to ban the tard that started this thread, too. |
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| Spike |
i dont believe that story at all.....
no girl would ever accept such humilliation |
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| Trancealot |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
'passed on through a couple of people ' well then it must be true :rolleyes:
I found it unentertaining and a waste of time. Two thumbs down. 
Btw wtf is a 'caravan toilet'? Did this take place in the Sahara or in the smut magazine you found in your daddy's closet?
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wtf the is caravan toliet??:conf: I want to know also.
story from 1 to 10. -->3 |
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| weymouth |
I dont get it? Why would he be upset that she was a virgin and bled?
| quote: | Originally posted by Akridrot
I would've just kept ing. Then I'd say "come to my house later", since she's such a slut.
I'd proceed to choking her as soon as she entered my room, and then violently knock her out as quick as possible. While she's knocked out, I'd break her limbs so that they'd be useless when she comes to her senses.
After resting, I'd come back to find her writhing in pain and faintly gasping for help. With a grin on my face, and a blunt object in my hands, I would unleash the ing fury on her stomach. And then I'd penetrate her in celebration of pain while she lay there trembling on the carpet.
And that would be a most glorious day... |
How is she a slut if she was a virgin? If you were joking about the rest...worst joke ever but if you were serious in any way go get help or your teeth kicked in for being an idiot. |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| and i'm sure the girl bled on purpose... maybe it is gross and a huge turnoff, but think of how humiliated the girl was, i doubt she got off on it or thought it was funny. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
and i'm sure the girl bled on purpose... maybe it is gross and a huge turnoff, but think of how humiliated the girl was, i doubt she got off on it or thought it was funny. |
she prolly skipped home to tell her daddy about the wonderful adventure she just had. ".....& then he peed on my face daddy!" |
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| Akridrot |
| quote: | Originally posted by weymouth
I dont get it? Why would he be upset that she was a virgin and bled?
How is she a slut if she was a virgin? If you were joking about the rest...worst joke ever but if you were serious in any way go get help or your teeth kicked in for being an idiot. |
Before this thread dies:
1. I didn't read the whole ing story, so you can kiss my ass with your tongue out.
2. punisher, you're too sensitive for the internet. One of those people that cry over like the 'bunny' vid. It's not necessary to share your opinion on what I post.
I'm going to bed... |
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| sw1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Akridrot
I would've just kept ing. Then I'd say "come to my house later", since she's such a slut.
I'd proceed to choking her as soon as she entered my room, and then violently knock her out as quick as possible. While she's knocked out, I'd break her limbs so that they'd be useless when she comes to her senses.
After resting, I'd come back to find her writhing in pain and faintly gasping for help. With a grin on my face, and a blunt object in my hands, I would unleash the ing fury on her stomach. And then I'd penetrate her in celebration of pain while she lay there trembling on the carpet.
And that would be a most glorious day... |
This is totally inappropriate for the forums. This guy's promoting/celebrating violence and rape against a woman. Where is the moderator? |
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| |cEbLu3 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Trancealot
wtf the is caravan toliet??:conf: I want to know also.
story from 1 to 10. -->3 |
this is a cravan:
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