| Dupz |
wow.. i thought spam was only reserved for the COR
lol, i'd like to see people's responses if this guy turns out to be some rightwing gun-nut redneck :)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinky_Friedman
| quote: | On his campaign for Governor of the state of Texas:
* When I�m governor ... I�ll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.
* The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.
* It's not the career politicians that I care about. I want to get them out just like Arnold did in California, and, after that, we'll get the Californians out of Texas.
* We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
* My platform is to remember that when they went out searching for Sam Houston to try to persuade him to be the governor�and he was the greatest governor this state has ever had�rumor has it that they found him drunk sleeping under a bridge with the Indians.
On Democracy:
* I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance. That's what the guys at the Alamo died for, is to give us a choice besides plastic or paper.
On the issue of same-sex marriage:
* I support gay marriage because I believe they have the right to be just as miserable as the rest of us.
On Religion:
* Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way.
On Jesus:
* Neither of us ever actually held a job in our lives.
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anyone that goes by the first name "Kinky" would have my vote :D |
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