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| Demoted |
a guy getting his *fap* on in the shoe section of a Target without any magazine at his disposal.
:wtf: and I'm not kidding. |
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| wizniz |
one time, i was at borders and i walked into the bathroom and an attendant walked in w/ a cart of porno's accidentally dropped two (while i was pissing) did his business and left.
needless to say the handicap section suited just fine for my purposes. :thepirate
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by wizniz
one time, i was at borders and i walked into the bathroom and an attendant walked in w/ a cart of porno's accidentally dropped two (while i was pissing) did his business and left.
needless to say the handicap section suited just fine for my purposes. :thepirate
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I didn't even know Border's had carts. Since when did anyone need a cart at a bookstore? :wtf: |
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| wizniz |
| hmm never thought of that one... :nervous: :conf: |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by wizniz
hmm never thought of that one... :nervous: :conf: |
So that person must have had heaps of teh pr0n. :eek: |
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| Akridrot |
Two recent ones:
Went downstairs to through out the garbage 2 weeks ago. I saw the most BEAUTIFUL crackhead I've ever seen in my life. She was hot, but she was a ing bum. I wish I had the courage to to talk to her, she said good morning, but I was intimidated by her beauty. She made my dick soooo hard and heavy with lust. I might run into her later.
This other time, some bum lady was sitting inside my building and I was going to the laundry. She wasn't hot, but I'd hit it. She said "come here," and I said "what?" then left when she turned around. Haven't seen her since. |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by Akridrot
Two recent ones:
Went downstairs to through out the garbage 2 weeks ago. I saw the most BEAUTIFUL crackhead I've ever seen in my life. She was hot, but she was a ing bum. I wish I had the courage to to talk to her, she said good morning, but I was intimidated by her beauty. She made my dick soooo hard and heavy with lust. I might run into her later.
This other time, some bum lady was sitting inside my building and I was going to the laundry. She wasn't hot, but I'd hit it. She said "come here," and I said "what?" then left when she turned around. Haven't seen her since. |
What did that have to do with anything? Though I guess it's somewhat amusing you'd a crackhead?
So do you find Calista Flockhart attractive as well? :conf: |
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| Akridrot |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
What did that have to do with anything? Though I guess it's somewhat amusing you'd a crackhead?
So do you find Calista Flockhart attractive as well? :conf: |
Thought we were trading stories about public masturbation and public porn.. so I started thinking about public sex and the crackhead was the most interesting..
I'm confused. |
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| Emil |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
What did that have to do with anything? Though I guess it's somewhat amusing you'd a crackhead?
So do you find Calista Flockhart attractive as well? :conf: |
Crackheads need love also. |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by Akridrot
Thought we were trading stories about public masturbation and public porn.. so I started thinking about public sex and the crackhead was the most interesting..
I'm confused. |
Was the crackhead nubbing themselves? Or did you nub yourself in front of a crackhead?
I think I need some crack. |
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| Akridrot |
The crackhead was a BUM, remember. She was talking to some dude. She also said "good morning" to me when I passed her. If I had started a convo with her, she might have let me hit it for a few dollars.
To this day I regret not getting some crackhead lovin.
Sigh. |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by Akridrot
The crackhead was a BUM, remember. She was talking to some dude. She also said "good morning" to me when I passed her. If I had started a convo with her, she might have let me hit it for a few dollars.
To this day I regret not getting some crackhead lovin.
Sigh. |
Crackhead sex is probably the best sex since there's a sense of urgency involved :wtf:
I think I may regret what I just said. |
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