| dj |
Two friends, a blonde and a brunette, are walking down
the street and pass a flower shop where the brunette
happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs
and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers
again...for no reason." The blonde looks quizzically
at her and says, "What's the big deal, don't you like
getting flowers?"
The brunette says, "Oh sure... but he always has
expectations after getting me flowers, and I just
don't feel like spending the next three days on my
back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says, ....."Don't you have a vase? |
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