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It's on now boys! The final ASHES Test match. (pg. 2)
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| DRM |
| quote: | Originally posted by A.J.
ing English weather :(
Bye Bye Ashes :mad: |
well the crap english weather saved a draw for you in one of the earlier tests so evens out id say ;) |
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| MarathonMan |
Its coming home, its coming home, crickets coming home!!!!!
Never stopped me dreaming!!! Twentyfouryears of hurt!!!!!! |
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| JakeC |
| quote: | Originally posted by MarathonMan
Its coming home, its coming home, crickets coming home!!!!!
Never stopped me dreaming!!! Twentyfouryears of hurt!!!!!! |
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| scAza |
haha
ive actually gotten into it a bit
its a bit of a laugh as sports go isnt it, stopping for tea and to get pissed etc!
I may take it up at some point... |
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| Simcut |
| Cricket rocks, pure and simple, FLINTOFF is a god! :D |
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| Ian^ |
| if we hold on tomorrow, im going to have my hair shaved like flintoffs, if we lose i get the booby prize, kevin pietersens :p |
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| AndskiSpeed |
What's the umm..score then?
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| MarathonMan |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian^
if we hold on tomorrow, im going to have my hair shaved like flintoffs, ......... |
Does that include getting the gravy stain on your head like Flintoff has? :stongue: |
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| Simcut |
Im shagged :-(
I'm in a meeting ALL day at work, I cant check the score or nothing, AAAAAAAH!!!!!! :-( not fooking fair :( |
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| Ian^ |
| quote: | Originally posted by MarathonMan
Does that include getting the gravy stain on your head like Flintoff has? :stongue: |
nah, i'll settle for the small bald patch thanks :p
todays songsheet (so you can join in)
Is this the way to win the Ashes?
(To the tune of ‘Amarillo’)
When the day is dawning,
On a sunny Thursday morning,
How we long to be there,
With the Army drinking a beer there,
Every run and wicket, on every single day,
We want to see the cricket, and the Ashes here to stay
Is this the way to win the Ashes,
Vaughany strokes and Freddy smashes,
Dreaming dreams of winning the Ashes,
And sending convicts home again.
Show me the way to win the Ashes
Gilo's guile gets blades a-flashing
Thorpey bagging loads of catches
To send the convicts home again
Tresco and Straussy starting,
Leaving McGrath and Dizzy smarting,
Then the Brett Lee no-balls,
Bringing even more four balls,
Then they bring on Warnie,
He goes the distance too,
Flying over Langer,
But he's only five foot two.....
Is this the way to win the Ashes,
Vaughany strokes and Freddy smashes,
Dreaming dreams of winning the Ashes,
And sending convicts home again.
Show me the way to win the Ashes
Gilo's guile gets blades a-flashing
Thorpey bagging loads of catches
To send the convicts home again
Sha la la lala lalala .....
Convict Colony
(To the tune of "Yellow Submarine")
In the town where I was born, there lived a man who was a thief
And he told me of his life, stealing bread and shagging sheep.
So they put him in the nick, and then a magistrate he went to see
He said "put him on a ship, to the convict colony"
You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony
You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony
Freddie Flintoff
(To the tune of ‘My old man’s a dustman’)
Oh Freddie is a giant
He wears an England cap
And when he faces Warney
He’ll say I fancy that
He’ll smash him through the leg side
He’ll smash him through the off
And if they ever get him out
We’ll send in Darren Gough
Shane Warne’s Villa
(To the tune of Tony Christie’s ‘Amarillo’)
Show me the way to Shane Warne’s Villa
He’s got his diet pills under his pilla (pillow)
A dodgy bookie from Manila
Nursey’s on her mobile phone
Repeat x3
La-la lar la-la la-la lar, Fat Git!
La-la lar la-la la-la lar, Take a bung
La-la lar la-la la-la lar,
Warney where’s your mobile phone?
Shane Warne
To the tune of "My Old Man's A Dustman"
Shane Warne is an Aussie
He wears a baggy cap
He's got a Nike earing
He looks an Aussie prat
He's got his little flipper
He's got his box of tricks
But when he bowls to Freddie
He gets knocked for six.
Shane Warne
To the tune of "My Old Man's A Dustman"
Shane Warne is a druggie
He should be in rehab
He took his mummy’s little pill
To try and lose the flab
He took it to lose weight
From all the pies and beer
But when the ICC found out
He got banned for a year
Ricky Ponting
Ponting is the captain
Of the Aussie cricket team
But once the match is over
He is a gay drag queen
Ponting’s special friend
Is a man called Glenn McGrath
You’ll see them holding hands
At the Sydney Mardi Gras |
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| A.J. |
| Don't count your chickens just yet mate! |
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