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Need to piss off room mate (pg. 3)
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| superglo |
yea. .talk to him ALL the time.
drone on endlessly about you love life with your 2nd cousin or some made up like that. ask him weird questions like how does he keep his pubic hair so neat and tidy or if he has ever had warts on his nipples or how do you squeeze pimples on your ballsack.
hahah |
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| igottaknow |
| no time to read thread but i thought haunted was a girl? :conf: |
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| Streakfury |
Instead of trying to get him to leave, why dont you invite him out next time you and your mates go out. Instead of just making fun of him, try and get him to join in a bit more and be less anti-social. I'm sure after a while he'll come out of his shell.
That's when you can tell him he stinks... :haha:
Nah, just kidding. Maybe when you're getting ready to go out one night, offer him some deo or something. |
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| Orbital32 |
| i say start off nice. show hime new things in life.... starting with the shower. explains how a shower takes away smells! |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
| quote: | Originally posted by Haunted
rofl im blasting techno he was like can you turn that down you can use my head phones. i turn to him and i'm like. I won't use your head phones. and turned around. he mumbled something and went back to bed |
Congratulations, you are a cunt. I hope he stabs you in your sleep. |
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| dj_alfi |
i shared an apartment with a iranian guy.. he was okay to start with, but gradually he turned into a ing wanker.. he had big parties and never cleaned up and had smelly friends coming over.. Actually he did to.. He wore four t-shirts, and when the one showing was dirty he just put it at the back, and kept smelling like crap. And he almost never showered.. One time he had a party, and they beat up a guy, and the cops came bcus of complaints, just as he was in his room trying to sell like 5 grams of heroin and they saw it and he got pulled in.. The cops were like "i want everybody to put their ID on this table NOW!" i was like in my room laughing my ass off.. genious..
thats wot u should do.. plant drugs on him and call the cops on him.. |
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| Rostros |
| Maybe he thinks your wierd, Personally creating Enemies is the worst thing to do, i would recommend that you get some beers and get him drunk maybe hes cool u never know. |
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| Sunsnail |
| that's ed up man, don't do like that |
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| aliyans |
| if you want to live by yourself, get your own damm place. you piece of . if i were him, i'd shove that stereo up your ass! |
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| mellow_head |
Destroy his PC, if he gets cute, knock him unconscious and throw him out of the window.
EDIT: why do you live with a PC geek? |
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| metalgearsolid |
| Quit being such a ing . If you don't want to be with him tell him. Don't be a ing little bitch with what you are doing now. Ask him if he wants to trade roomates or if he didn't care that one of your friends moves in and he leaves and moves into his place. Just quit being a little bitch. |
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| Kaidreas |
just ask him 1 question, then turn the whole conversation into your favour.. talk about yourself constantly :) say you hate asocial people, and gay-acting guys.
anyways.. can't you choose who will be your roommate? aren't there any selections? so how do they solve problems like this normally?? |
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