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hehe, some new funnies from Bash
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| kr00t0n |
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How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to cry about it, 5 to post to an indie rock forum talking about how great the new lightbulb is, 15 to say that the old lightbulb was just fine, and to wish they'd stop changing their light and 25 to flame each other on typoes and musical taste?
so ... 41?
Frankly, I don't care. Let the little ******s cry in the dark.
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IAn553: I love making fun of the Amish online.
Eddie0235: Why?
IAn553: Cause they'll never find out.
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oh god
I just messaged a chick on okcupid saying how I thought she was kinda hot AND SHES 13
oh god
Shes 13 AND she thinks shes a lesbian
this is the least appropriate erection EVER
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the speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING"
#529537 +(1998)- [X]
funeral was for my uncle
<[OmegentooX]> Did he die?
that seems to be the popular opinion
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onslaught86: Your spelling's so bad your blood must be type-o.
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gah...
I was visiting my college roommate earlier today...
his ex-GF and his daughter were there...
they were in the other room watching cartoons or something...
and my friend asked me how my life was going, and I told him that things wre OK but it felt like there was some sort of consperacy to keep me from getting laid...
his ex GF immediatly calls someone on her Cel phone and says "He knows"
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<@PaulGonegooley> I just opened the box for my new harddrive
<@PaulGonegooley> it smells like victory
the it does
opening a new pack of Magic: The Gathering cards.
that smells like victory.
<@PaulGonegooley> that smells like never getting laid, ever
<@PaulGonegooley> that's what that smells like
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| Acton |
| quote: | Originally posted by kr00t0n
funeral was for my uncle
<[OmegentooX]> Did he die?
that seems to be the popular opinion
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| zshev |
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will some one please help
ya?
there is a guy hacking into my computer
unplug your modem
how?
see those wires behind your computer?
rip'em all out
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Efnet needs to get mIRC to include an air raid siren wav file, and play it when there's a server hack
i'm famous! quotes from yeeears ago |
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| mellow_head |
| loooooooool zshev:stongue: |
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| Streakfury |
| quote: | Originally posted by kr00t0n
the speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING" |
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