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The Evil Plan Generator!!
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| tachyon |
So you think your a bad guy? See if you are as evil as I am .. :disbelief ... ing classic.
My objective is simple: Soul Accumulation
My motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One:
To begin your plan, I must first Seduce a Town Mascot. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Threat to our Children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?
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Next, I will Destroy the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Stormtroopers to flock to me, begging to do my every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Metal, as lesser men whisper my name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, I will Reveal to the World your Plague of Doom, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. This will all be done from a Obsidian Citadel, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect me their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
make your own plan with The Evil Plan Generator here ..
:thepirate |
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| tathi |
| quote: | | Next, I will Destroy the Internet. |
"I beat the Internet
the end guy is hard"
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Blackmail a Scientist. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Despoiler of all that is Good and Nice and True? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Brain in a Jar?
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Next, you will Desecrate that Opera House in Sydney. This will cause countless hordes of the Religious Right to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Thermonuclear Missiles, bringing about the Apocalypse. This will all be done from a Island of Mu, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end. :thepirate |
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| Dr P |
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Expose a Young Helpless Child. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Ripe Bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?
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Next, you will Contaminate/poison the White House. This will cause countless hordes of Cultists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
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Finally, you will Covertly Move your Horsemen of the Apocalypse, bringing about an Unending Cacophony of Screams. This will all be done from a Obsidian Citadel, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end. |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dr P
To begin your plan, you must first Expose a Young Helpless Child. |
that does indeed sound very naughty Dr P :p
Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?
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Next, you will Seize control of United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of Classic Thugs to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Rage, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
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Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Secret Death Ray, bringing about the Apocalypse. This will all be done from a Space Station, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
ok, who's gonna be my anakin? :D |
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| Dr P |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
that does indeed sound very naughty Dr P :p
ok, who's gonna be my anakin? :D |
yes master....
( as long as I can do my stuff also?) |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dr P
( as long as I can do my stuff also?) |
always two there are. no more, no less. a master and an apprentice...
of course, the apprentice is always trying to kill the master, so ill keep an eye on you while youre exposing young helpless children :D |
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| sezzy |
Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Young Helpless Child. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demon Straight Out of Hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Robotic Exoskeleton?
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Next, you will Contaminate/poison the Town's Water Supply. This will cause countless hordes of Mutant Race to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Dear God No, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
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Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Secret Death Ray, bringing about the Dead rising from the Grave. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end. |
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| sunrise3500 |
Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Police Chief. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Criminal Mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?
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Next, you will Steal the Pyramids of Giza. This will cause countless hordes of Animal Minions (rats, birds, etc.) to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
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Finally, you will Unleash your Opening of the Seven Seals, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Floating Fortress, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Stage Four:
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Stage Five:
Profit
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
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| sLiCk_NiCk |
Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Blackmail a Famous Actor/Actress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Unholy Menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Supervillain Costume with Gimmicks?
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Next, you will Sabotoge the Eiffel Tower. This will cause countless hordes of Mobsters to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
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Finally, you will Unleash your Great Supernatural Forces, bringing about a 1984 Police State. This will all be done from a Warehouse, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end :D |
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| OLi_A |
Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Sadistic Fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?
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Next, you will Seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of the Religious Right to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Activate your Horsemen of the Apocalypse, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. This will all be done from a Island of Mu, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god. |
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| dunefield |
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Incapacitate a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Threat to our Children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Brain in a Jar?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Desecrate United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of Cultists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fear, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Unleash your Great Supernatural Forces, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end. |
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| Renegade |
| quote: | Originally posted by dunefield
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery |
Well it sure got that part right. |
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