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Open letter to Bush
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| Chryz707 |
"Mr. President, this job can't be fun for you any more. There's no more money to spend--you used up all of that. You can't start another war because you used up the army. And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term has become the Bush family nightmare: helping poor people. Listen to your Mom. The cupboard's bare, the credit cards maxed out. No one's speaking to you. Mission accomplished.
"Now it's time to do what you've always done best: lose interest and walk away. Like you did with your military service and the oil company and the baseball team. It's time. Time to move on and try the next fantasy job. How about cowboy or space man? Now I know what you're saying: there's so many other things that you as President could involve yourself in. Please don't. I know, I know. There's a lot left to do. There's a war with Venezuela. Eliminating the sales tax on yachts. Turning the space program over to the church. And Social Security to Fannie Mae. Giving embryos the vote.
"But, Sir, none of that is going to happen now. Why? Because you govern like Billy Joel drives. You've performed so poorly I'm surprised that you haven't given yourself a medal. You're a catastrophe that walks like a man. Herbert Hoover was a ty president, but even he never conceded an entire city to rising water and snakes.
"On your watch, we've lost almost all of our allies, the surplus, four airliners, two trade centers, a piece of the Pentagon and the City of New Orleans. Maybe you're just not lucky. I'm not saying you don't love this country. I'm just wondering how much worse it could be if you were on the other side.
"So, yes, God does speak to you. What he is saying is: 'Take a hint.' " |
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| Vlad |
| quote: | Originally posted by Chryz707
"On your watch, we've lost almost all of our allies (yes, and they know whats good for our nation :rolleyes: ), the surplus (what surplus? ohhh, you mean that bubble that Clinton built during his administration), four airliners (yes, terrorists hijacking planes are his fault), two trade centers a piece of the Pentagon (and youd like him to do what about hijacked planes?), and the City of New Orleans (ummm, if you have an idea on how to stop category 5 hurricanes please do share, because to my understanding you cant stop mother nature you can only hope to contain it). Maybe you're just not lucky. I'm not saying you don't love this country. I'm just wondering how much worse it could be if you were on the other side.
"So, yes, God does speak to you. What he is saying is: 'Take a hint.' " |
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| vxman |
loser people deserve loser pesident. i hope the next president is a schmuck like this one, who chuckles delivering bad news.
i am not turning my tv on tonight. i cannot even take to see his damn face.
he is gonna mess up the supreme court too. |
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| Chryz707 |
| The Countries future is looking bleeker by the day. Its so sad. |
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