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The Aussie Slang Thread (pg. 2)
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| davemolina |
rack off
misc:- go away, used when very angry with someone.
example: Dirk asked me mun on a date and she told him to kindly rack off. |
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| DJ_Ballistic |
c'unt
noun: packer
nuff said |
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| SID133 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Inconspicuous
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well im glad someone got it |
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| davemolina |
Sheila
noun:- a common term for an Australia female, usually single and probably good looking. It probably originated from the high number of female immigrants from Ireland called Sheelagh.
example: I frequently hire a Shiela, such as Dirk's mom, to make my wee-wee happy on Saturday nights. |
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| Rememberence_ |
Lash
verb:- To evade quickly; To vacate or escape from an area in an especially prompt manner.
example: (passenger yells to driver) Fuckin' lash cunt! It's the jacks!
note: 'jack' is a colloquial term for police officer |
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| Dirk W. |
| quote: | Originally posted by davemolina
example: I frequently hire a Shiela, such as Dirk's mom, to make my wee-wee happy on Saturday nights. |
if i was feeling better right now i would have a retort ready for you and your "wee-wee". it will be delayed until i recover. now if you will excuse me, im going to tend to whatever nasty disease i somehow picked up in aggieland (and no, dave, this time it wasn't anything related with your family so i won't be sending them my medical bill this time -- looks like you and your family will be eating all the refried beans and tacos yall can handle) |
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| davemolina |
| Just knowing your sitting on the toilet ting liquid bricks makes my day sooo much better. |
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| Matthias |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dirk W.
im going to tend to whatever nasty disease i somehow picked up in aggieland (and no, dave, this time it wasn't anything related with your family so i won't be sending them my medical bill this time -- looks like you and your family will be eating all the refried beans and tacos yall can handle) |
It appears that the beaners who shop at my store can't handle whatever they're eating. And why they gotta throw the toilet paper on the floor rather than flush it is beyond me. The superviosor overheard me saying something about "hoping they all get cholera and die". He laughed his ass off.
I need a new job :( |
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| davemolina |
LOL @ Beaners.
Sorry you had to clean that up mangs. Reminds me of a time someone took a rowdy ass Dirk in the restroom at Toys R Us...guess who had to clean it?!
That sucked ass, but I stole about 5 Playstation games that night to even the score. |
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| Dirk W. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Matthias
I need a new job :( |
sounds like it. why dont you just quit?
shut the up dave. :) |
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| Matthias |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dirk W.
sounds like it. why dont you just quit?
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cuz then Id be unemployed |
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| davemolina |
knackered
adjective:- puzzled or exhausted.
example: How Dirk remains unshanked keeps me knackered. |
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