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Meet Shay (pg. 3)
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| wwu.punisher |
| I was listening to 'Fatboy Slim - Star 69' when I opened that. It was caught in the "What the ?" loop for many of the pictures... and I laughed out loud. :) |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
wow.. this reminds me of my friend mark (colonelcrisp's) old roomate
he used to smoke loads of weed and he was pure emo.. like the definition of emo. He would always keep marks dishes in his room and the door would always be locked.. there was also a dog inside the room. Mark always used to find margarine in the washroom.. and i would be like "whats margarine doing in the washroom?".. marks reply was "i dunno.. maybe he eats toast in the washroom?".. i was like "ok sure why not"
a couple of days later mark had a friend over and he found a huge dildo stuck onto the bathtub floor.. and the water was all murky.. again there was marks margarine in the washroom.
Mark got annoyed wiht his roomate due to the fac thtat he was stealing marks stuff and keeping it in his room.. mark ordered an eviction and he did not comply. THe police were called since the theft continued to persist.. the roomate ran away and stole marks computer.. they opened the door to his room and it looked almost like that minus the everywhere. THere was marks engineering tools broken up and turned into dildos.. massive dildos all over the floor. some of them broken.. and marks dishes all over the place :wtf:
colonel crisp will also kill me for telling htis story on the intraweb but i think it was well called for |
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| wwu.punisher |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
wow.. this reminds me of my friend mark (colonelcrisp's) old roomate
he used to smoke loads of weed and he was pure emo.. like the definition of emo. He would always keep marks dishes in his room and the door would always be locked.. there was also a dog inside the room. Mark always used to find margarine in the washroom.. and i would be like "whats margarine doing in the washroom?".. marks reply was "i dunno.. maybe he eats toast in the washroom?".. i was like "ok sure why not"
a couple of days later mark had a friend over and he found a huge dildo stuck onto the bathtub floor.. and the water was all murky.. again there was marks margarine in the washroom.
Mark got annoyed wiht his roomate due to the fac thtat he was stealing marks stuff and keeping it in his room.. mark ordered an eviction and he did not comply. THe police were called since the theft continued to persist.. the roomate ran away and stole marks computer.. they opened the door to his room and it looked almost like that minus the everywhere. THere was marks engineering tools broken up and turned into dildos.. massive dildos all over the floor. some of them broken.. and marks dishes all over the place :wtf:
colonel crisp will also kill me for telling htis story on the intraweb but i think it was well called for |
Dude... If someone ever shoved something of mine up their ass, I'd bust a cap in their face. Period. |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by wwu.punisher
Dude... If someone ever shoved something of mine up their ass, I'd bust a cap in their face. Period. |
ahaha.. what about if you used that margirine for toast the next day
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i remember one day me and mark made cinamon sticks and all that food i ate at his house.. man i think i should stop trying to remember.. my stomach feels ill right now |
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| dj_bas |
| god damnit i thought shay was suposed to be hot so i hopened the page ina new tab beofr readint the thread. never again! |
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| DragonsEmerald |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
wow.. this reminds me of my friend mark (colonelcrisp's) old roomate
he used to smoke loads of weed and he was pure emo.. like the definition of emo. He would always keep marks dishes in his room and the door would always be locked.. there was also a dog inside the room. Mark always used to find margarine in the washroom.. and i would be like "whats margarine doing in the washroom?".. marks reply was "i dunno.. maybe he eats toast in the washroom?".. i was like "ok sure why not"
a couple of days later mark had a friend over and he found a huge dildo stuck onto the bathtub floor.. and the water was all murky.. again there was marks margarine in the washroom.
Mark got annoyed wiht his roomate due to the fac thtat he was stealing marks stuff and keeping it in his room.. mark ordered an eviction and he did not comply. THe police were called since the theft continued to persist.. the roomate ran away and stole marks computer.. they opened the door to his room and it looked almost like that minus the everywhere. THere was marks engineering tools broken up and turned into dildos.. massive dildos all over the floor. some of them broken.. and marks dishes all over the place :wtf:
colonel crisp will also kill me for telling htis story on the intraweb but i think it was well called for |
That is the gayest story I have ever read in my life, and I will never step foot in Canada ever again. :eek: |
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| LeopoldStotch |
:eek: :rolleyes: :( ..
wow ...
that is all i have to say .. |
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| colonelcrisp |
GODDAMNIT KARIM YOU DIRTY IN EGYPTIAN!!!
i was hoping i never had to remember that horrid time ever agian.... as a follow up just to get the stories straight. that ****** (Dave Myers was his name, if you ever see a EMO kid named dave myers, hit him with your car... he deserves it) moved to st catherines cause i threatened to kill him in more words or less.... but anyways i got one of my old friends from highschool (ricky the indian, i used to play ball with him back in teh day) to pay him a visit..... to make a long story short, the conversation went a little like this.... and it was videotaped dont ask i dont have it anymore..
*knock knock* dave: "hello?" ricky the indian: "are you dave myers" dave: "ya why" ricky: * thap whack thump bang kick kick kick kick*
so like 3 or 4 months later im comming back to st thomas from ottawa to visit my rents (near london ontario) and i stop in at a wendys for some well deserved food. and i look over and there is dave and his ugly ass GF standing in the line beside me. he sees me and i have never seen someon jett that fast in my life.
yes i didnt get my computer back, a bunch of my was destroyed, but i did get to watch a video of that ****** getting the beat out of him, i did pay the kid around the corner to steal his bike from my house lol he left it behind, and i when his mom came to pick up his stuff from my apt, since dave was deathly affraid of me at this piont as well he should have been, i made sure not to clean up anything in his room so his mom could realize what a disgusting head he was.... the gem was when she saw the rubber dicks in his dresser drawer.... what are these and what are they doing in daves room... i just replied.... ask your son....their his....
so now that thats out in the open we can all begin to forget about it now
thanks karim - you dick |
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| Spyder |
| why did i even look |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spyder
why did i even look |
I clicked but i covered my eye :thepirate |
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