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nchs09
class doesnt start till 12:30... entretain me....

keep SAFE FOR WORK :p




no i can not stick it in anyones poopah
Mebot
are you in school right now?
chojin
got about 45 mins more of downtime to sit through. im after some jokes to at least read. the last one of interest was:

'A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The
frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you
three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed
to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish
for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be
the
Most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make
your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will
flock to. "

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most
beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world
and he will be ten times richer than you.

"The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's
his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired
About her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart
attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop
here, go back to work and continue feeling good.

Male readers ONLY: Please scroll down.


































The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are dumb but think they're really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to
show you never listen!
'
Danny Ocean
i got class in 5 1/2 hours....:(
Coup
can people bored at work reply here also?
trancevestite
haha haha. Very funny, Chojin!
nchs09
quote:
Originally posted by Coup
can people bored at work reply here also?
yes. its a party!


lol @ joke. i didnt see that coming. not so funny but entretaining non the less
trancevestite
quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
yes. its a party!


lol @ joke. i didnt see that coming. not so funny but entretaining non the less


yes, it was funny. :D
nchs09
ur cameltoe avatar is making me feel bad browsing TA on school comp lab:o


:wtf: :tongue2
Estella
HAHAHAHAAA

Nice avatar and sig and name and :stongue:

nchs09
quote:
Originally posted by Estella
HAHAHAHAAA

Nice avatar and sig and name and :stongue:
:whip: dont encoureg
chojin
i was expecting people to follow suit and post thier jokes too :p
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