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great moments in ta core history (pg. 37)
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by DarkAngel
Mebot, that was very......strange.
The arguments that dude did put up were quite amusing, thought, I'll agree with you on that. |
Well that thread culminates and personifies MERTON's presence on this board. He made quite the impression for the brief time he was here, before he got banned. A lot of TAs, in fact, almost all TAs hated him for it.
I would like to show all of the threads he posted in to paint a more accurate portrayal of his character but it's too much. His MERTONISMs thread, i think is the epoch of his incredulousness.
MERTON to me is the most misunderstood TA. No one will fully realize his place here as much as me. |
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| DRM |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
For those of you who don't venture outside the COR much ...
LORD OF BASS
This thread has the funniest post I've ever read on TA. |
"Col"'s post in there is without doubt the most inciteful, clever and down right hilarious post ever made on TA and the whole thread just has me in creases. |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
Well that thread culminates and personifies MERTON's presence on this board. He made quite the impression for the brief time he was here, before he got banned. A lot of TAs, in fact, almost all TAs hated him for it.
I would like to show all of the threads he posted in to paint a more accurate portrayal of his character but it's too much. His MERTONISMs thread, i think is the epoch of his incredulousness.
MERTON to me is the most misunderstood TA. No one will fully realize his place here as much as me. |
don't tell me he was you!
MErton and MEbot
coincidence... i think not |
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| squirrelly |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
Merton's Mertonisms
dumb thread but i thought it was funny that he argued for so many pages that his Mertonisms were, indeed, funny. |
Haha I remember that
*edit* :haha: :haha:
I was the one that had that thread closed! :stongue: |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
don't tell me he was you!
MErton and MEbot
coincidence... i think not |
No he wasn't me. I've yet to make another TA username to around with, I've thought of it, but i haven't yet.
But hell, if people want to believe it was me, then sure i'll take the credit. |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
No he wasn't me. I've yet to make another TA username to around with, I've thought of it, but i haven't yet.
But hell, if people want to believe it was me, then sure i'll take the credit. |
i was j/k. it just occurred to me when you said
| quote: | | "MERTON to me is the most misunderstood TA. No one will fully realize his place here as much as me." |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
n0b its connect FOUR
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aahahaha i'm a in retard :haha: |
that loled me over :haha: :haha: :haha: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by DjWhooCares
whats the name of the set..:tongue3 |
Clicky
Go to 10:58 to relive this classic moment of Tijs losing his temper in this set.
Enjoy! |
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| le poulet |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
For those of you who don't venture outside the COR much ...
LORD OF BASS
This thread has the funniest post I've ever read on TA. |
Never saw that thread before now. Thanks for the laugh!
Quality post:
| quote: | Originally posted by Col
Ahh yes, "Lord Of Bass"!
Being who I am, I found the prospect of hearing a track so full of bass that the hihats are no longer audible utterly arousing, and hence jumped at the chance to download this heavily hyped single, "DANCE..UNTIL YOU DROP DEAD!!"
The use of upper case letters and the suffix of two exclamation marks had me, quite literally, salivating with anticipation. The image of "Lord Of Bass" present on the site also caught my glance, and I decided that should there be anyone in the world worthy of carrying such a graceful title, it would be a man with that kind of bold figure and noble facial complexion.
However, I was painfully disappointed at this production. The first thing to jump out at you in this track is the simple breakbeat, consisting of a heavily distorted kick drum and a fairly standard snare. This unbelievably retarded combination of elements reminded me of sitting on the lavatory after a night of drinking.
My disgust soon turned to absolute hysteria upon hearing the clichéd pitched-down "hardstyle" voice chanting for me to "dance, dance" until I "drop dead". I'm not entirely sure why the word "dance" was repeated, but this may have been some kind of rhythmic device, similar to those used in homosexual nightclubs from the early 90s.
Lyrically, this track intrigued me. Could such a blistering complexion of sounds really cause me to "drop dead"? And if so, why exactly would I want to end my life at such a peak of euphoria? The dreary 6 remaining minutes of this piece answered both questions.
As the gated sawtooth melody tore its way into the foreground, I began to call my own existence into question. Why am I here? Why am I listening to a host of such ridiculously penetrative noises? Why did I even bother to download an mp3 from someone with the name of "Lord Of Bass"? As feelings of remorse and even depression began to sweep my insides, I began searching for the nearest sharp instrument.
However, around the 8:10 mark, this track starts to improve dramatically. All the sounds fade to silence, and the listener is presented with 12 blank seconds, presumably which the producer forgot to remove at the end of his piece. This felt almost like making love to a beautiful woman after being whipped with spiked ropes for 8 minutes, and I quickly found myself experiencing a natural high.
To conclude, I would certainly not recommend this production to everyone. In fact, I would not recommend it to anyone. I would actually be very wary of this critically-acclaimed "Lord Of Bass" and his Amiga 500 music. |
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| Slylee |
hahahahahah oh my god, that was great.
| quote: | As feelings of remorse and even depression began to sweep my insides, I began searching for the nearest sharp instrument.
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by DarkAngel
Clicky
Go to 10:58 to relive this classic moment of Tijs losing his temper in this set.
Enjoy! |
:haha::haha::haha::haha:
wtf!!!
i'd heard stories but never heard it for myself
thanks dude :) |
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| Konijn |
| quote: | Originally posted by DarkAngel
Clicky
Go to 10:58 to relive this classic moment of Tijs losing his temper in this set.
Enjoy! |
where exactly is he losing his temper? :rolleyes: |
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