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Something I had to get off my chest ... (pg. 2)
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by LeopoldStotch
there's something i have to get off my chest ..
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It sounds more like there was something you had to get off your ass....
Teehee!
EDIT: Didn't read Spacey's post. I'm having a bad day. :mad:
But your cyst-butt story made me lol. |
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| Floorfiller |
| are you sure you don't have hemroids? seriously... |
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| DJ RJT |
Congratulations on all your success...
:p |
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| LeopoldStotch |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
are you sure you don't have hemroids? seriously... |
nah .. it's not hemroids ..
if i eat too much vitamin c, or eat/drink stuff like tampico or vitamin c tablets, my body cannot chop down the vitamin c correctly, and then creates some kind of solid structure anywhere in my body .. i have had several minor surgeries to remove some ..
it's kinda like being "lactose intolerant", but with different results and it's not with dairy products. |
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| reLLik |
| holy god. thats funny. |
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| smokeape |
| quote: | Originally posted by LeopoldStotch
there's something i have to get off my chest ..
so i had a small cyst (the size of a pebble) about a couple of inches away from the crack of my ass. i didn't really feel it when i sat down, however when i sat for long hours, i would start to feel numb in that area.
today, i really needed to go to the pooper. my stomach was feeling a little oozy, and my ass was not feeling good. i went to the restroom, and "let it out" .. i felt a big chunk come out of my body. it felt like i just gave birth to a baby. when i finished and wiped my ass, i saw my toilet paper had a lightish brown and red color. i wondered my i was bleeding out of my ass.
then i felt around my ass, and happily found out that i pooped out my cyst.
:wtf: ..
just something i would like to share .. |
Well, that was just special for all of us. Thoughts of you ting out a cyst sure beats me posting pics of semi clad women.
Umm...not.
:D
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by smokeape
Well, that was just special for all of us. Thoughts of you ting out a cyst sure beats me posting pics of semi clad women.
Umm...not.
:D
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I think you're asking for a ban :stongue: |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| how do you know it was a 'cyst' & not just a big poo? |
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| smokeape |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
I think you're asking for a ban :stongue: |
So you'd rather read about posts about defecation?
:wtf:
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| CleverName |
| quote: | | it felt like i just gave birth to a baby. |
Was it a boy or a girl? |
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| LeopoldStotch |
| quote: | Originally posted by CleverName
Was it a boy or a girl? |
both.
it was a hermaphrodite.
:wtf: |
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| reLLik |
| did you cry at any point? |
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