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Why is this site so slow?
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| Euphorica |
No offence to swamper or anyone else involved with the site, but do you find this site might work quickly for say 5-10 mins then COMPLETELY come to a hault. Takes FOREVER to load topics, make a post and just to do about everything else here.
I do not run into this problem on other boards.
It drives me up the wall :whip: :eyespop: |
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| DJ_Ampz |
From my understanding it happens everytime someone searches the database for a common word, ie if someone searches for the word "trance" or "Music" it comes to a crawl....so ive heard
Ampz |
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| EvilTree |
| quote: | Originally posted by Euphorica
No offence to swamper or anyone else involved with the site, but do you find this site might work quickly for say 5-10 mins then COMPLETELY come to a hault. Takes FOREVER to load topics, make a post and just to do about everything else here.
I do not run into this problem on other boards.
It drives me up the wall :whip: :eyespop: |
Because you touch yourself at night. |
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| Cosmic Fur |
| quote: | Originally posted by EvilTree
Because you touch yourself at night. |
+1 and one of the greatest Family Guy quotes ever. |
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| Euphorica |
| you need to fire off some knuckle children daily |
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| El Kay Dee |
| its cos swamper actually spanks the monkey whenever its slow...see..TA is hooked into his brain so if his brain is too busy with one aspect, it devotes all resources there, theryby making TA, teh s10w |
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| Cosmic Fur |
| quote: | Originally posted by El Kay Dee
its cos swamper actually spanks the monkey whenever its slow...see.. Swamper uses the same server TA is running on to download pr0n. |
Fixed for more funniness/realism.
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| El Kay Dee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cosmic Fur
Fixed for more funniness/realism.
:p |
ooooh...ur SO gonna get a beating :whip: |
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| TrueToTheCrew |
| Try changing the spark plugs |
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| rabbitjoker |
Find the TOTA speed dial, and just turn up the speed until it is fast enough for you. |
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| Mr. Furious |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ_Ampz
From my understanding it happens everytime someone searches the database for a common word, ie if someone searches for the word "trance" or "Music" it comes to a crawl....so ive heard
Ampz |
I've often wondered why you can't search user names? |
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