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My recent camping adventure
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| Orbax |
First step
get drunk
scope out two people you HATE and check out if they are having sex in their tent (yes)
continue and make sure you are not noticed
DO NOT BACK DOWN
BEGIN!!
stop for a second because you are drunk, laughing hysterically and ing with them
IT BEGINS TO FALLLLL
SUCK IT RUSSIA
also the morning after
the spot
I also blacked out and dont remember most of this. we also stole their packs and hung every piece of clothing 20 feet in trees with a super long branch which I then broke and burned. |
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| dinoXpress |
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
LMAO IN THE LIBRARY!!! |
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| Orbax |
| I just want to say that they were in the fully collapsed tent, and I ALMOST started trying to wrestle them mid coitus |
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| dinoXpress |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
I just want to say that they were in the fully collapsed tent, and I ALMOST started trying to wrestle them mid coitus |
Doggy Pile!!!! |
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| Mebot |
| you have a funny head. It's cute. |
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| allcentury18 |
orbax, speaking of... i would really enjoy another documented octoberfest this year. that was one of the funniest threads i've ever read.
(i'm so excited this time of year, sam adams summer ale and oktoberfest are both available right now) SAM ADAMS SEASONAL ADDICT |
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| Orbax |
I have to regretfully inform you that Oktoberfest will NOT be happening this year :( my friend is just married and too broke to afford 300 bucks a person on beer again.
also, my friends band
www.mofiusmusic.com has a gig that saturday with record executives showing up and its the show of his life. I have to be there for my brother. |
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| Orbax |
| although friday night is ....well...as close as we can get so pictures and stories from that night as well...but..it wont be an oktoberfest part I :\ |
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| allcentury18 |
wow you've changed...
i mean the old orbax woulda... |
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| Orbax |
the last oktoberfest left me unemployed for a month, 400 dollars in debt, and almost hospitalized from wicked pneumonia AND bronchitis.
it took me 2 full months to recover.
Apparently evolution or something is happenign cuz after my camping trip i went to leavenworth and got drunk (a weeka go...it was 11am) and was so nostalgic...my brain just wont let me :\ maybe i hurt my soul or something |
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| allcentury18 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
the last oktoberfest left me unemployed for a month, 400 dollars in debt, and almost hospitalized from wicked pneumonia AND bronchitis.
it took me 2 full months to recover.
Apparently evolution or something is happenign cuz after my camping trip i went to leavenworth and got drunk (a weeka go...it was 11am) and was so nostalgic...my brain just wont let me :\ maybe i hurt my soul or something |
or maybe black people have been drugging your beer at your local liquor store with the AIDS virus.
i mean, it sounds like AIDS to me. anyone? |
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| Orbax |
| AIDS is one hell of a misnomer |
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