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Its Embarresing But I Love It... (pg. 2)
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| Mr. Pink |
i am the king of voices.
i dont even know when one will pop out of nowhere.
i can impersonate a Mexican very well.....i can do some sort of italian manwhore hitting on the ladies kind of voice ( i call him GuerraPuto) lol...
i can act like this mega stoner...(well i am one, but i can do the voice of one...all deep and stupid like).
i have certain words i say and catch phrases that are quite weird and deranged.
i dont even know what i do. all i know is i either get a crowd laughing at a party, or.........i go home crying.:( |
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| Floorfiller |
ok i'm gonna get a lot of for this, but what the right? hehehe :p
my sister and brother usually see the goofiest parts of me. for instance there was this weight watchers commercial on here a couple of years ago where there is this chick in a red dress dancing to the song lady in red. so anyway, one day my sister is in the bathroom putting on makeup or something and i found this red towel and i wrapped it around myself and started dancing in slow motion like on the commercial and singing lady in red. i still get a lot of crap about that one...:nervous: |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
ok i'm gonna get a lot of for this, but what the right? hehehe :p
my sister and brother usually see the goofiest parts of me. for instance there was this weight watchers commercial on here a couple of years ago where there is this chick in a red dress dancing to the song lady in red. so anyway, one day my sister is in the bathroom putting on makeup or something and i found this red towel and i wrapped it around myself and started dancing in slow motion like on the commercial and singing lady in red. i still get a lot of crap about that one...:nervous: |
hahahhah that totally sounds like something i would do. |
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| Aiwendil |
| YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF WEIRDOS! |
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| Estella |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
i am the king of voices.
i dont even know when one will pop out of nowhere.
i can impersonate a Mexican very well.....i can do some sort of italian manwhore hitting on the ladies kind of voice ( i call him GuerraPuto) lol...
i can act like this mega stoner...(well i am one, but i can do the voice of one...all deep and stupid like).
i have certain words i say and catch phrases that are quite weird and deranged.
i dont even know what i do. all i know is i either get a crowd laughing at a party, or.........i go home crying.:( |
hahahaa. Yes yes!!
When I'm out in public.. it's especially fun with my mom, I've got the Asian dialect pinned down, as well as the Mexican try for speak English. HAHAA. it's great. I'll act it out for hours. It's amazing how people treat you differently. It's great because she tries to act like it doesn't bother her and keep her red face down and then when we leave shes hitting me and laughing.
My friends and I used to race those electric wheelchairs in WalMart or play basketball while the person on the wheelchair has to keep moving the chair so the ball won't go in. I'm embrassed to put this down but... even still.. those huge balls in the middle isle racks, just count on me playing a game of volleyball in the toy section. Or my friends and I would spread out, one would pretend to be shopping close to a stranger and another friend would throw a ball across the top aisle and one of us by the stranger would get to see the reaction and just act completely normal haha. Or pulling E-Brakes in front of stores over and over. Or acting like one of us has terets. or invading personal space. it just so great to watch reactions and have to struggle sooo hard to control your laughter and maintain your composure and then run outside and let it all out hahah. great, great, great memories... at others expense. We did alot of that funny "Things to do in WalMart" at 2 am. This was when we were innocent and sober. Drunk in public.. dont go there. :stongue: Oh! or being a server. It's great to sabotage other friends tables. When a party sits down, our troop would plan together and each different person would completely discreetly rid the table of all silverwear and if not discreetly, we're the ones in uniform. We know what we're doing hahaa. Then, we would place only huge spatulla type spoons on the table and be off as if we were in a rush to avoid any facial contact. HAHAA. this was fine dining so it made it even more devious. ok im stopping here. I dont want to degrade my internet character. :haha: |
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| Crib |
| I love pretending to be a dragqueen when drunk...I've been told I'm so goddamn good at doing it too :P |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Estella
My friends and I used to race those electric wheelchairs in WalMart or play basketball while the person on the wheelchair has to keep moving the chair so the ball won't go in. I'm embrassed to put this down but... even still.. those huge balls in the middle isle racks, just count on me playing a game of volleyball in the toy section. Or my friends and I would spread out, one would pretend to be shopping close to a stranger and another friend would throw a ball across the top aisle and one of us by the stranger would get to see the reaction and just act completely normal haha. Or pulling E-Brakes in front of stores over and over. Or acting like one of us has terets. or invading personal space. it just so great to watch reactions and have to struggle sooo hard to control your laughter and maintain your composure and then run outside and let it all out hahah. great, great, great memories... at others expense. We did alot of that funny "Things to do in WalMart" at 2 am. This was when we were innocent and sober. |
hahah, sounds like me and my friends when we were 15. we played hide & seek in Walmart so many times, until we got kicked out because my one friend was too fat and he sat on some sort of box and broke it.
my other friend Dre and i used to go into random gas stations and buy a soda or something, then at the checkout he'd go "honey, i'm tired of the Durex 'Her Pleasure' condoms... can we try a different brand?" and we'd go back and forth having a converation about condoms in front of the cashier and other customers until finally i'd be like "condoms are sooo overrated, why don't you just pull out tonight?"
now, i think what made it funny is that he is this huge black dude and i'm just a skinny white chick... and he'd talk in a white accent as if we were just an old married couple. |
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
hahah, sounds like me and my friends when we were 15. we played hide & seek in Walmart so many times, until we got kicked out because my one friend was too fat and he sat on some sort of box and broke it.
my other friend Dre and i used to go into random gas stations and buy a soda or something, then at the checkout he'd go "honey, i'm tired of the Durex 'Her Pleasure' condoms... can we try a different brand?" and we'd go back and forth having a converation about condoms in front of the cashier and other customers until finally i'd be like "condoms are sooo overrated, why don't you just pull out tonight?"
now, i think what made it funny is that he is this huge black dude and i'm just a skinny white chick... and he'd talk in a white accent as if we were just an old married couple. |
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oh man, funniest thing i've ever heard last night while i was working...
so i work delivery, and i'm back at the restaurant in the back waiting for a delivery
like 3 other delivery people there, plus the manager all talking
this girl sherylin comes in...
sherylin: dude, i just delivered to this woman who had no arms, and she signed the recipt with her toes, and she did it well! *shows everyone, everyone's pretty impresssed* isn't that the most impressive thing ever?
pat (manager): you know what woulda been a lot more impressive? if she had arms that ing worked.
*dead silence...followed by me and my friend james dying laughing and leaving the building to get a hold of ourselves*
hehe that guy pat usually doesn't joke around that much or anything too. ing out of nowhere, caught me completely off guard :p |
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| Estella |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
hahah, sounds like me and my friends when we were 15. we played hide & seek in Walmart so many times, until we got kicked out because my one friend was too fat and he sat on some sort of box and broke it.
my other friend Dre and i used to go into random gas stations and buy a soda or something, then at the checkout he'd go "honey, i'm tired of the Durex 'Her Pleasure' condoms... can we try a different brand?" and we'd go back and forth having a converation about condoms in front of the cashier and other customers until finally i'd be like "condoms are sooo overrated, why don't you just pull out tonight?"
now, i think what made it funny is that he is this huge black dude and i'm just a skinny white chick... and he'd talk in a white accent as if we were just an old married couple. |
hahahaa! thats great, especially about the box. I can just see you guys scooting out the door with heads bowed down in embrassment. the fat straggling behind :stongue: We've been asked to leave Perkins before, a cheesy late night joint, like IHOP. I have this weird goal about becoming totally uninhibited, minus use of substances. I know, that sounds stupid... so lots of this is actually therapeutic to me. Some of it has got me in trouble, but they'll be memories i'll never forget. :) Props to you for being a child at heart!
I adore Tina Turner and mimic her spastic leg work on Rollin' I do it alot in the mirror with her music blasting if something is bothering me. Or playing Star Search... with show host and all for hours upon end with friends or family. I've yet to pin down the Brooklyn accent. Thats my next goal. That and Scottish.
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| Aiwendil |
Okay so SOMETIMES...sometimes when i'm sitting alone and no one is watching, and i'm wearing nothing but my headphones, I start to feel the groove pumping out of them. When the groove enters my inner ear canal I just start bobbin my head to and fro ever so slightly, and that's already pretty amazing for me. But then the overpowering beat hits me in the temple like a well-placed kick from Steven Seagull, and I change it up, making my head motion go side to side by centimeters like a madman, alternating between to and fro/side to side with the tempo. Finally the rhythm seeps into my poop chute and I just have to stand up and sway back and forth metronomically. So now my head's a-bobbin, my knob's a-rockin', and my arms are a-flockin'. It's crazy now at this point, because I usually look like a naked elderly zombie with parkinson's disease. And what gets me is, what gets me, is that i've been listening to Beethtoven's "Moonlight Sonata" the entire time. I'm so embarassed, I would never do that around anyone, not even my cat. I can't believe i'm telling you guys this omg.
Okay I guess it wasn't that good. |
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aiwendil
Okay so SOMETIMES...sometimes when i'm sitting alone and no one is watching, and i'm wearing nothing but my headphones, I start to feel the groove pumping out of them. When the groove enters my inner ear canal I just start bobbin my head to and fro ever so slightly, and that's already pretty amazing for me. But then the overpowering beat hits me in the temple like a well-placed kick from Steven Seagull, and I change it up, making my head motion go side to side by centimeters like a madman, alternating between to and fro/side to side with the tempo. Finally the rhythm seeps into my poop chute and I just have to stand up and sway back and forth metronomically. So now my head's a-bobbin, my knob's a-rockin', and my arms are a-flockin'. It's crazy now at this point, because I usually look like a naked elderly zombie with parkinson's disease. And what gets me is, what gets me, is that i've been listening to Beethtoven's "Moonlight Sonata" the entire time. I'm so embarassed, I would never do that around anyone, not even my cat. I can't believe i'm telling you guys this omg.
Okay I guess it wasn't that good. |
ch00n! |
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| igottaknow |
your all a bunch of weirdos. after reading one post i'm like you can't get any weirder than that, then i read the next post. :stongue:
btw, last time a checked mexican is a nationality not a language. :stongue: anyone speak canadian? :wtf: |
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