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| occrider |
1. If a ton of coal costs $30 and a ton of coke costs $25 what will a ton of firewood come to?
2. Removing an appendix is called an appendectomy, removing tonisils is called a tonsillectomy. What is it called when they remove a growth on your head?
3. Why are U.S. soldiers forbidden to carry rifles any longer?
4. What three things you eat you can never have for breakfast?
5. If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather?
6. What would you call a person who does not have all his fingers on one hand?
7. Which is greater, six dozen dozen or half a dozen dozen?
8. What is the best way to get down from a camel?
9. How could a man be severely injured by being hit by some tomatoes?
10. Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men? |
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| Sunsnail |
| 4. lunch and dinner? |
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| occrider |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
4. lunch and dinner? |
Yes. Technically I said three, but no one has supper anymore. |
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| tribu |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
6. What would you call a person who does not have all his fingers on one hand?
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Normal? Most people have all their fingers on two hands. |
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| MarathonMan |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
10. Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men? |
Because they're fat greedy bastards? :conf: |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
1. If a ton of coal costs $30 and a ton of coke costs $25 what will a ton of firewood come to?
2. Removing an appendix is called an appendectomy, removing tonisils is called a tonsillectomy. What is it called when they remove a growth on your head?
3. Why are U.S. soldiers forbidden to carry rifles any longer?
4. What three things you eat you can never have for breakfast?
5. If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather?
6. What would you call a person who does not have all his fingers on one hand?
7. Which is greater, six dozen dozen or half a dozen dozen?
8. What is the best way to get down from a camel?
9. How could a man be severely injured by being hit by some tomatoes?
10. Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men? |
1. 98 billion dollars.
2.hedemollogy
3.budget cuts
4.chiken soup, kfc, watermelon with vodka
5.corn
6.gimp
7.i rather have six dozen *insert whatever u want here*
8.kill it
9.tomatoe hits him in eye, concequently he falls on a sharp object which goes straight through his eurethra... the object being sharp also cuts off his pen0r and balls and bleeds to the point of being acalled severely injured
10.chinese >japanese>bcf |
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| Lepanto |
9. he wasn't, it appears that way because tomatoes get smashed and resemble blood.
10. because there are way more chinese men than japanese men? |
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| igottaknow |
| sorry, my lawyer has advised me not to answer your questions. :tongue2 |
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| occrider |
| quote: | Originally posted by tribu
Normal? Most people have all their fingers on two hands. |
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10. because there are way more chinese men than japanese men? |
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| Aiwendil |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
7. Which is greater, six dozen dozen or half a dozen dozen?
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THEY'RE EQUAL. SIX DOZEN IS HALF A DOZEN!
Now where's the guy who was in a coven? |
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| Lepanto |
1. ashes? because it burns "down"?
2. a haircut i remmember this puzzle lol finally! |
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