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so today is that secretary that i'm in love with's last day :(....(good quality pic) (pg. 3)
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| Orbax |
| yeah be a dick "Since you dont have a ing job I guess Ill get this one" |
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| Floorfiller |
should i be like "it'll probably be cold...you should wear a sweater"
:stongue: :p |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
DONT DOWIIIIT
dont be such a n00b son. be like its on me ;) but dont say UR JOBLESS. |
you're a fackin n00b! of course he cna say it...its ing funny, and it would be a way to ask her out without being a n00b and saying "can i take you to dinnar? becuz my name is mahrio and i don't liek teh girls :(" |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
should i be like "it'll probably be cold...you should wear a sweater"
:stongue: :p |
Or be ultra pimp and be like "Oh, what's this? A going away present for you? Awww, how sweet of me. Check it out, it's this really hot mohair turtleneck. Why don't you try it on? You're too warm to try on a sweater right now? Does that mean we can't be friends anymore? Why won't you respect me and my emotions, I have feelings too! That's it, we're over. And give me that ing sweater back, I wasted my piggy bank savings on that! :mad: " |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
Or be ultra pimp and be like "Oh, what's this? A going away present for you? Awww, how sweet of me. Check it out, it's this really hot mohair turtleneck. Why don't you try it on? You're too warm to try on a sweater right now? Does that mean we can't be friends anymore? Why won't you respect me and my emotions, I have feelings too! That's it, we're over. And give me that ing sweater back, I wasted my piggy bank savings on that! :mad: " |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
i think all of that will work...until the i'm too hot part...
wait...should i get her something for her going away thing? :conf: |
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| Orbax |
Sit down and order for both
"yeah Ill have a lobster, shell have a salad. Salad dressing? Is it free? Then shell have some salt and pepper on that"
and then if she wont go home with you you tell her youll call her a cab. You arent going to pay for it, but youll call it for her.
also tell her not to bring her purse, cuz you got this one. Trap her!@ |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
wait...should i get her something for her going away thing? :conf: |
If anything, bring a bottle of booze or wine to her party. Don't buy her anything. |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
If anything, bring a bottle of booze or wine to her party. Don't buy her anything. |
yeah you're probably right. but it's going to be a bar thing so maybe i'll just buy her lots of drinks. i mean ...that can only mean good things.. |
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| Clovis86 |
| Fine wine...I'm good at picking wines. |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Clovis86
Fine wine...I'm good at picking wines. |
you frenchies are so smooth :p |
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| Orbax |
| Wine is the panty dropper! *as UWM would say* |
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| Clovis86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
you frenchies are so smooth :p |
Damn straight biatch... |
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