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If I was ever on Iron Chef
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| Mebot |
| I would secretly put ipecac in every single dish the judges ate. |
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| mezzir |
if i was on iron chef, i'd...
-randomly yell 'quizon!' to confuse the announcer
-have my helper people do all the actual work, and just around in front of the camera. take like 10 of my minutes just trying to get them to get a good shot of me catching an M&M in my mouth
-take a red pepper, and really enthusiastically take a bite out of it, then lovingly but determined look off into the distance
-make each one slightly different. so they're all comparing and one's is spicy, one's sweet, one is sour etc, so they get all confused
-set up a boombox on my side and have 'europe - the final countdown' blasting the entire contest |
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| LeopoldStotch |
if i was 'iron chef'
- i would go to the other contestant's dishes and spit in their food while they're not looking
- serve peanut butter and jelly sandwiches as an appetizer
- serve ramen noodle soup as my soup dish
- serve vienna sausages, bread, and potato chips as my main dish
- serve popsicle sticks as my dessert
- song playing in the background : smashing pumpkins - maynonaise (hence the theme food, so i have picked a song that contains a food product)
- run around the kitchen and start hi-fiving the audience
- beat the living hell out of the guy that sits in the big chair. he's annoying. just imo.
- yell 'egaks!' and 'zoik!' to disturb the competition, and do karate kicks to entertain the crowd. |
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| UWM |
| Battle Swallows Nest! |
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| MeRc_4_HiRe |
| bring turntables and say its my style or cooking. and play lots of tiesto, everybody worships tiesto |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by MeRc_4_HiRe
bring turntables and say its my style or cooking. and play lots of tiesto, everybody worships tiesto |
how would the judges grade that? |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by MeRc_4_HiRe
bring turntables and say its my style or cooking. and play lots of tiesto, everybody worships tiesto |
You can't eat records. Well, I guess you could, but polyvinylchloride isn't healthy. The vinyl groups would just gather in your stomach and the chloride ions would .. well .. they'd sit there too. Basically, don't eat plastic. Oh, and don't eat tables either. As delicious as they might sound, they're high in trans-fats and low in porteins and antioxidants. |
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| trunks1022 |
| quote: | Originally posted by MeRc_4_HiRe
bring turntables and say its my style or cooking. and play lots of tiesto, everybody worships tiesto |
maybe if the theme ingredient was cheese |
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| Zenchowdah |
| quote: | Originally posted by trunks1022
maybe if the theme ingredient was cheese |
zing! |
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by trunks1022
maybe if the theme ingredient was cheese |
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