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so im walking down the street with my friend..
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
and we're trying to see who can pick up the most chicks.. and he beat me 5 - 0... i think i can pick up more chicks if idont wear my glasses
he was picking weeds from the ground and giving htem to girls and they were so flattered
pathetic
btw im drunk |
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| enferno |
| if no one got any putty . .. .then no one picked up any chicks |
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| LeopoldStotch |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
and we're trying to see who can pick up the most chicks.. and he beat me 5 - 0... i think i can pick up more chicks if idont wear my glasses
he was picking weeds from the ground and giving htem to girls and they were so flattered
pathetic
btw im drunk |
:rolleyes:
should have done your maximus transformer impression.
you could have at least scored some more chics doing that.
what did you do ?
Nrg2Nfinit : hey there sexy lady.
chic : *shyily* hi there.
Nrg2Nfinit : so .... buttsex ?
chic : eeeeww .. no .. why would i want to have sex with a robot ?
Nrg2Nfinit : hey baby .. i can go all night. i just switched from alkaline AA batteries to lithium-ion batteries. i can last longer than you would have ever thought.
chic : *rolleyes* |
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| UWM |
| So I call some IU fans dirty hicks, and so they throw rocks at me. |
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| eRRaTiK |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
pathetic |
autobots transform and ROLL OUT! |
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| TweeK |
....dude chicks this days are all about the bling bling and rims and shiet.
if you aint got that your screwed:wtf: |
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| Aiwendil |
More like...
| quote: | Originally posted by LeopoldStotch
should have done your maximus transformer impression.
Nrg2Nfinit : I have summoned you here for a purpose.
chic : *shyily* hi there.
Nrg2Nfinit : Me Grimlock fill you full of caesium salami
chic : eeeeww .. no .. why would i want to have sex with a robot ?
Nrg2Nfinit : Me Slag say you full of beryllium bologna
chic : *rolleyes*
Nrg2Nfinit : Me Grimlock need new strategy!
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by eRRaTiK
autobots transform and ROLL OUT! |
I got my twin glock 40s! |
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| allcentury18 |
| quote: | Originally posted by eRRaTiK
autobots transform and ROLL OUT! |
(big black guy echo) and roll out |
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| kr00t0n |
| quote: | Originally posted by TweeK
....dude chicks this days are all about the bling bling and rims and shiet.
if you aint got that your screwed:wtf: |
They spinning n spinning n spinning n spinning n spinning!!!! :wtf: |
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| MeRc_4_HiRe |
| i was at some shopping centre a couple of days ago with a friend and atleast 5 diff girls walksed up to ME. my friend dragged my out of it because he thought going to meet other people we know was more important.:whip: |
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