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what sucks about australia?
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| Psy-T |
in this thread you are to attempt persuading me to NOT move to australia.
go :p |
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| jono4L |
I am not widely travelled however i do believe that i am extremely fortunate to live in Melbourne.
But your asking what sucks about australia so let me begin...
Sydney :P
Adelaide unless you like boredom
John Howard (Prime Minister)
Home & Away (TV show coincidently filmed in sydney)
Jaded chin stroking trance fanatics
thats about all i can think of right now :) |
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| 00soups00 |
| people who bag john howard because the rest of the nations 20somethings do, and its the 'right' thing to do:rolleyes: |
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| aquila |
Technology is always at least 2 years behind everyone else.
Digital TV broadcasts are so pixelated and compressed you may as well be watching a VCD.
Internet is rediculously expensive and slow.
Multi-level government/council systems who refuse to cooperate with each other and couldn't even organise a shag in a brothel.
Didjeridoos in tourist shops
Appalling TV programming - tacky american shows saturated with endless adverts.
Unmaintained main roads
National sports teams named after national fauna :rolleyes:
...to name but a few ;) |
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by aquila
Technology is always at least 2 years behind everyone else.
Digital TV broadcasts are so pixelated and compressed you may as well be watching a VCD.
Internet is rediculously expensive and slow.
Multi-level government/council systems who refuse to cooperate with each other and couldn't even organise a shag in a brothel.
Didjeridoos in tourist shops
Appalling TV programming - tacky american shows saturated with endless adverts.
Unmaintained main roads
National sports teams named after national fauna :rolleyes:
...to name but a few ;) |
now that's what i'm talking about! more of this please :p
so far i've only heard good things, didn't wanna show up and have that bubble blow up in my face |
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| Anomyst |
| When you get here watch out for attack koalas. Spring is the season they are most dangerous. :(:( |
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| eRRaTiK |
| if you carry 4kg of weed into bali and carry an australian passport they won't be so nice to you. |
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| A.J. |
- Movies often get released here two or three months later than USA/Europe
- Internationals don't really visit here as often as other parts of the world because we are so far away. (although some come all the time!)
- Very tough (and inhumane) immigration laws. Don't come as an illegal immigrant or asylum seeker because you might end up in a detention centre in the desert for the couple of years before being deported :wtf: :eek:
- Big Brother
- Australian Idol
- Drought......we are currently in a VERY bad drought here in Sydney and we currently have water restrictions to conserve water. This means that you can't wash your car with a hose, you can only water the garden one or two days a week etc. On the other hand, this means that you will get nice weather with no rain :p
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| A.J. |
We also have more deadly animals than any other country in the world.
Snakes, Crocodiles, Dingoes, Drop Bears, Jellyfish, Spiders, Scorpions, Sharks.....there are hundreds of ways they can kill you! :stongue: |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| its really hard to get laid unless you can prove to a chick that you\'ve beaten a kangaroo to death with your bare hands. |
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| Simon00 |
| We lost the ashes. |
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