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Circmsizion (pg. 3)
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| Aiwendil |
I went to the doctor for a circumcision
They cut my penis with total precision
But I was bouncing off the walls
When the doctor slipped and slashed my balls!
Lots of goo was leaking out
And all I could do was scream and shout
I forgot I was in Indonesia
Where the doctors don't use anaesthesia!
So I ran around like a monkey on crack
Screaming at people to break my back
Because that would dull the crippling pain
By severing nerve connections to my brain
Unluckily nobody spoke English
There I bled to death from my circumcised penish!
SMAG/SMEG/SMOOG/SMOG |
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| Silky Johnson |
Close. Smegma is actually a natural lubricant produced by the genitals, male and female. It isn't a result of an infection, however, an infection can result from not cleaning it off. As a nursing student, I've had many encounters with smegma. |
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| allcentury18 |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
As a nursing student, I've had many encounters with smegma. |
lol, sounds like we're studying the same thing in college |
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| Aiwendil |
| YOU CAN CLEAN THE INFECTED SMEGMA OFF MY PENIS ANY DAY. |
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| wizniz |
schmegma
schmorgma
schmorg
smorg
s'mores
:tongue2 |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by allcentury18
lol, sounds like we're studying the same thing in college |
Haha! Awesome! Nurses of the world unite!
| quote: | Originally posted by Aiwendil
YOU CAN CLEAN THE INFECTED SMEGMA OFF MY PENIS ANY DAY. |
Hot and cold with you, eh? |
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| Aiwendil |
| DOCTOR, I'VE GOT A SCHMORGEZBORG PENIS, PLEASE HELP! |
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| JimWein |
| Circmzised people are much more likely to have AIDS i think that this should be banned and all children circumsized at birth. |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by JimWein
Circmzised people are much more likely to have AIDS i think that this should be banned and all children circumsized at birth. |
Seriously, what's wrong with you? |
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| Aiwendil |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Hot and cold with you, eh? |
SOME LIKE IT HOT, SOME LIKE IT COLD, SOME LIKE TO SMOKE SOME POT WHEN THEY'RE NINE DAYS OLD! EH? |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by JimWein
Circmzised people are much more likely to have AIDS i think that this should be banned and all children circumsized at birth. |
That's unpossible! |
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