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Happy friggin Monday
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| Slylee |
so i opt for the healthier route in choosing my breakfast this morning and skip mcdonald's and head to einstein's bagels for a toasted wheat bagel, creamcheese, tomato & lox...as i'm leaning over to fix my coffee at the coffee fixing station, i lean into the counter ledge and there's this gooey all over the place (i think it was honey) and of course it got all over my friggin pants. and this nice gentleman was kind enough to rub it in.
"hahah oh man, that's not good. what a way to start your monday morning hahaha"
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no big deal. so i get to work and i'm getting in the elevator and it's starts shutting on me, so i jerk my hand in front of the door to stop it from closing...but not just any hand...the hand holding the coffee. so yea, that goes all over the place too, including my pants...right next to the honey.:wtf:
and today this new female attorney starts working with us and i've already got the scoop on her...she's got a few screws missing (as do all female attorneys i come across for some odd reason).
:toothless
hope everyone has a great monday!!!!!!!! |
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| mentalbarter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
so i opt for the healthier route in choosing my breakfast this morning and give head to einstein ... and there's this gooey all over the place and of course it got all over my friggin pants. and this nice gentleman was kind enough to rub it in.
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poor, i know |
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| Estella |
| I love their squash/pumpkin soup! |
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| LeopoldStotch |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
so i opt for the healthier route in choosing my breakfast this morning and skip mcdonald's and head to einstein's bagels for a toasted wheat bagel, creamcheese, tomato & lox...as i'm leaning over to fix my coffee at the coffee fixing station, i lean into the counter ledge and there's this gooey all over the place (i think it was honey) and of course it got all over my friggin pants. and this nice gentleman was kind enough to rub it in.
"hahah oh man, that's not good. what a way to start your monday morning hahaha"
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no big deal. so i get to work and i'm getting in the elevator and it's starts shutting on me, so i jerk my hand in front of the door to stop it from closing...but not just any hand...the hand holding the coffee. so yea, that goes all over the place too, including my pants...right next to the honey.:wtf:
and today this new female attorney starts working with us and i've already got the scoop on her...she's got a few screws missing (as do all female attorneys i come across for some odd reason).
:toothless
hope everyone has a great monday!!!!!!!! |
wow. looks like someone has "a case of the mondays" ... :( ..
hhahaha .. kidding .. whenever someone tells me that term, i just want to smack them in the back of their head, and tell them to shut the hell up .. ..
enough ranting...
hope this doesn't carry over to the rest of the week .. :p .. i'm wired right now .. |
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| Subey |
So far today i've... visited TA, and read this thread.
It can only go up from here |
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| LeopoldStotch |
| quote: |
Peter Gibbons: Hey, guys.
Michael Bolton: What's up, G?
Peter Gibbons: Want to go to Chotchkie's? Get some coffee?
Samir: Oh, it's a little early.
Peter Gibbons: I gotta get outta here. I think I'm gonna lose it.
Female Temp: Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.
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| dinoXpress |
Lol im sorry slylee..
my monday is already over and it went pretty good.
honey/jam/sperm have got to be like the worst things to get on ur pants. |
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| LeopoldStotch |
| quote: | Originally posted by dinoXpress
Lol im sorry slylee..
my monday is already over and it went pretty good.
honey/jam/sperm have got to be like the worst things to get on ur pants. |
happy b-day!
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by dinoXpress
honey/jam/sperm have got to be like the worst things to get on ur pants. |
yea i know...i hate it when i get sperm all over my pants. happens all the time! :wtf: |
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| kr00t0n |
This monday is weird.
got a grand total of 3 hours sleep last night (anyone else have trouble sleeping? 2 ppl on anthoer forum did, along with 2 of my teammates, we think it may have something to do with the solar eclipse :wtf:), my sense of smell has trebled in power (which is REALLY weird, I hope it's gone by tomorrow) and my manager's back from a week's training course, so I can't have TA maximised anymore, have to do a little 1/3rd of my monitor window :( |
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| dinoXpress |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
yea i know...i hate it when i get sperm all over my pants. happens all the time! :wtf: |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i lean into the counter ledge and there's this gooey all over the place (i think it was honey) and of course it got all over my friggin pants. and this nice gentleman was kind enough to rub it in. |
i would have offered to lick it off :tongue3 |
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