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Someone took a crap on my table........
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| A.J. |
Yes, you read the title correctly.
Some dickwad "friend" of my sister's was over at our house when my sister was having a party on Friday night and decided it would be good idea to take a crap on my outdoor table. I know who it was and i'm well within my rights to deck the wit next time i see him.
Before you guys say anything, here is a pic of the guy (ON THE RIGHT)
Anyway, i can't be bothered typing the full story so you can read the whole thing on my blog:
http://blogs.inthemix.com.au/Punk%20in%20Drublic/5478/
| quote: | There on the outside table, just metres from my bedroom door, was a freshly laid turd. I froze. What the hell was i looking at, i wondered. Had my cat inadvertedly done a crap on my table? No way, i thought. My cat would never do that, since he always goes in the garden :p.
I went for a closer inspection.....there was a smear!
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:eek: :mad: :whip: :nervous: :wtf: :( :confused: :whip: :whip: |
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| shades_of_gray |
| yeh, he looks like a right goofy dick :stongue: |
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| A.J. |
I just had an idea......
Please photoshop this guy into as many funny pics as possible :p |
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| Slylee |
oh my god...dude, you totally need to get revenge on him. i would go take a right outside his door and then wait for him to leave and step right in it. hahahah
no but seriously...knock his teeth out. that is disgusting and he needs a good ass kicking for that. what is he a ing dog?? |
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| igottaknow |
If you have his address mail it back to him with a note, "I believe you forgot something at my house"
or put it on his drivers car seat (imagine his surprise when he hops in) :eek: |
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| Slylee |
"Yes you read the title correctly". :stongue:
i thought for sure it was going to be a joke or something. :wtf: |
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| JimWein |
Another quality thread m8!
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| A.J. |
Here is a recreation of the table:
That's what i saw as soon as I came out of my bedroom in the morning....
:eek: :mad: :whip: |
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| Slylee |
dude seriously. that makes me want to vomit just thinking about it. that's not even funny as a prank...i mean it's human ! :wtf: who would do that?
kick his ass seabass!!!!!!!!! |
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| A.J. |
We made the guy come over the next day and clean it himself and told his parents and everything....
Unfortunately I wasn't there when he came back, because I would have rubbed his retarded face in it :whip: .
I don't know how i am going to react when i see this guy next.
Now photoshop him! |
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| Slylee |
actually...as much as i'd like to see this kid get his ass kicked, it probably won't do much about the problem.
i would file a police report...that can't be legal (no pun intedned hahah). seriously, go to the police and find out if there's anything you can do about it. if he's over 18, that would be really funny that he has a record of that.
if you can't, then create a bunch of huge posters with his pic all over it that says, "I LIKE TO TAKE S ON PEOPLE'S PROPERTY. I'M A DIRTBAG" and put it all over his neighborhood.
or "I'M A REGISTERED DEFECATOR IN PUBLIC" hahahah |
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| THE_Chris |
| Post decaying fish through his letterbox. |
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