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If i have kids... (pg. 3)
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| Vlad |
I want my kids to be terrorizers.
I want phone calls from teachers telling me that they are harrassing girls and run around class and bully kids around.
*tear* Id be so proud. |
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| lücid |
i keep saying i really really don't want kids, ever... but i'm sure once i get older i'll feel differently (maybe). i only like maybe 5% of kids i know/meet. the rest of them just piss me off. i'd rather just have some sweet neices and nephews that i can play with and then send them home when they get annoying.
is it weird that the only reason i want kids right now is just to see what the combination of my genes + someone elses genes looks like? |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
lol of course.
"HAHAHA ur wearing PINK!"
"My daddy said it's MELON u dumb ass!" |
"jimmy...you don't want to get PB&J on that brand new poplin Yorkshire print cutaway collar shirt with french cuffs daddy bought you do you?" |
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| Mr. Pink |
i cant vote on this.....
i mean, if i were to have a kid i'd want him/her to be entertaining, and yet.......obidient.
ill be a great father, this I know...
..but i will also command respect and expect my child to behave properly. |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
i only like maybe 5% of kids i know/meet. the rest of them just piss me off. i'd rather just have some sweet neices and nephews that i can play with and then send them home when they get annoying.
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trust me, im right there with you. i don't go making big deals out of babies everywhere i go. if anything, someone will have a newborn at a restaurant or something and my friend will be like, "OH MY GOD! what's her name? bla bla bla " and im like, "Alright let's go our table's ready." lol
but for some reason, i am really into these twin boys. i get so excited when they come to the office so i can play with them. they are hilarious. i was like that with my nephew too, but i don't get to see him often, so i'm not really into him that much. my sister calls though and will put him up to the phone when he makes "gaga" voices....
yea i don't pick up the phone when she calls any more. :stongue:
no seriously though, it gets annoying after like 5 minutes, i'm just like ALRIGHT ALREADY SO THE KID CAN ING LAUGH! :wtf:
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
"jimmy...you don't want to get PB&J on that brand new poplin Yorkshire print cutaway collar shirt with french cuffs daddy bought you do you?" |
dude, I don't even know what a poplin Yorkshire print cutaway is jason.:nervous: |
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| Vivid Boy |
| jamie ur gonna have my kids. i want my kids crazy and wild too. an i want lil boys. however theyre going to be professional athletes with my training |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
new born babies are like maggots.
"isn't that baby cute!!!"
NO, IT'S A FREAKEN MAGGOT :wtf: & it's incapable of anything but to & vomit. |
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| metalgearsolid |
| I will never have kids they are too damn annoying but I will think about adopting when I am around forty something. |
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| jupiterone |
| kids are a waste of time. why would you want the little buggers? all they do is interrupt you when you and your wife are doing the bad thing and all over the place. |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
dude, I don't even know what a poplin Yorkshire print cutaway is jason.:nervous: |
that's because it's men's clothes...whatever...you'd think it was hot if you saw it hahaha :p |
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| ShadoWolf |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i want them to be really obnoxious and hyper. they have way more character and are more fun.
right now my boss has his twin 7 year old boys int he office like every wednesday...they are so hilarious. granted, they totally could use a fat dose of some ritalin, but oh well. i have little post-it notes on my desk that say "Poop" and "Pee" on them and they are uncontrollably giggling right now and running around.
on the other hand, this female attorney has her 9 year old (or maybe older, i dunno) in the office too and he's really dorky and well- behaved. he's just sitting on the computer being good. :wtf:
i'd rather have the hyper, obnoxious twin boys than him.
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but you only spent a few hours with them.
If you had to deal with them the entire day, you'd have a different opinion.
When you eventually have your own kids, you'll want them to be obedient.
edit: so does this mean we're expecting? :gsmile: |
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| Floorfiller |
| shadow....how you been man :) |
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