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Bad things to hear on an airplane
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| Henkie_henk |
10. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore.
9. We're cruising at an altitude of... ah, hell, I don't know.
8. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?
7. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Just kidding.
6. Would a flight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em coming!
5. This is...uh...this is...uh...your...hmm. I seem to have lost my memory.
4. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?
3. Welcome aboard flight 109 -- you bunch of jerks!
2. Good God, Steve! We're going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?
1. We'll be on the ground in 10 minutes. One way or another. |
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| fantom |
MUHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!
That's some funny ... |
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| torontotrance |
What about......
-Sorry you have middle seat on this flight and two fat dudes sit besides you
-Pilot:How do we start this thing
-I think i'm about to be sick..... |
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| tiesto14 |
funny stuff
the 2 that REALLY made me laugh where these
1. We're cruising at an altitude of... ah, hell, I don't know.
2. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?
REAL FUNNY :) |
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| Phazon |
| 1. Destination....HELL!!!!!!!!!! |
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| OrZonE |
| Actually i've heard most of these on an airplane, its good to read stuff like this if you're afraid of flying ;) |
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