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StereoPrincess |
...windsheild wipers!
, good thing I wasn't in a storm on the highway to find out.
What stupid things have people stolen from you? |
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Ygrene |
My 3rd grade teacher stole my Lego motorcycles. |
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Aiwendil |
Sorry, I lost my two-pronged dildo. Besides, I need to complete my collection in colonelcrisp's extra bedroom. |
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ravinjunkie |
quote: | Originally posted by UWM
My virginity. |
Edit:
That's what I thought I was going to see in the thread!
[makes more sense] |
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Silky Johnson |
No one's ever stolen anything from me that I'm aware of. |
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jonze234 |
my dad
they tried to get a ransom but i was on the crapper when they called so they left a message on the answering machine but didnt leave a callback number. i probably should have done *69 but that s expensive. he eventually turned up a couple days later. |
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StanVoid |
people always steal my sense of comfort in public bathrooms when they try to see if i'm in the stall, and push the door so that it almost looks like it'll break in and open.
turd burglars |
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plastikE |
Hanging file folder (at work)..
Truck antenna..
Someone tried stealing the bed-liner portion of my tailgate, but apparently ran out of time or something... |
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UWM |
They're always after me lucky charms.
Why does everybody always laugh when I say that. |
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