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the "oh noooes" thread
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| narcism |
- when your electric toothbrush battery is low and you have to use it like a normal tooth brush
- when you loose your keys and are running late
- when you forget to keypad lock your mobile phone and can hear people talking in your pocket
- when you go to work to save lives then realise you are in pallative care :p
- when you need the cash only to realise you get paid next week
- when you miss the turnoff on the freeway
whats your oh noooes :eyespop: |
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| Anomyst |
Oh Nooooose
- I knocked the needle, again.
- Forget to take my phone off silent for the wake up bells in the morning which inevedibly i wont hear.
- Forgot to unlock the gate in the morning, run to catch train, gates locked. back into house, get key, unlock gate. catch late train, late for work.
- Make coffee, no milk, no sugar.
- No coffee? make tea - no milk, no sugar.
- No ciggies, no money |
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| Virginia_L |
- when you filled up at the petrol station and you realised you left your money at home and theres a que behind you
- when you and your mates are standing outside a club and the security asks you for ID and you just relised you left it at home |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
-when you step in something squishy just knowing that it aint mud
-those social faux pas when that really funny rape joke you just told might not be funny for everybody
-when youre accutely aware that the person youre bitching about has come up behind you
-when youre posting on TA all day and the assistant secretary of the dept is right behind you :( :(
-when youre day dreaming during a day of doing nothing and your boss surprises you with a \"what are you up to question\" and your face gives the answer away \"fvck all boss, fvck all\". |
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| 00soups00 |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
-when youre day dreaming during a day of doing nothing and your boss surprises you with a \"what are you up to question\" and your face gives the answer away \"fvck all boss, fvck all\". |
gold :) |
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| DaveBegic |
| lol those own aj |
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| Sly_Guy |
when you're so drunk you can't make it to the bathroom.
when you're so drunk you've dumped your biological waste products into your trousers.
when you're so drunk your threaten a third degree blackbelt who is carrying a pair of nunchucks.
When you're so drunk you drink listerine.
I have witnessed all of these. |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by DaveBegic
lol those own aj |
hahah, totally.
and that guy's sister is one lovely specimen. i certainly wouldnt on her table ;) |
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| A.J. |
| :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Anomyst |
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| tathi |
| - you take a and realise that there is no toilet paper :p |
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