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Me = 123297236th stupidest drunk evaaar
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| D-res |
last thirsty thursday was BAD... basically it ended up in me laying near naked in a puddle of my own vomit and the girl who sold me teh liquor throwing me in the shower just to wake up with a bad hangover. its cool tho.. that girl is cool as .
anyway.. this thursday, while not THAT bad, i did get a good buzz and i did something....
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stupid.
we were walkin to some guys apt to drink and toke up and chill, etc. theres this shop on the street with an awning and i'm 6'4"ish so the awning brushed the top of my hat. somehow i got the idea i'd show the awning whats up and i'd jump into the other end of the awning (the flapping part and it would fly up and be all like, "WHOOOOA"
anyway, i kinda sorta ran/jogged, jumped and found myself sitting on my ass. my friends and i were laughing our asses off and i was like, "wtf just happened??"
there was a metal bar that i smacked my nose into and i got a nice gash. perfect for my gf (still in HS) and homecoming this weekend :p
what a great night. whatever.. walked home. slowly sobering up. my high woar off and my drunkeness has lightened up to the point i can type..
SO!...
share something... |
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| Mebot |
| you ran into a pole? |
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| MeLLyMeL |
| 2 much 2 read right now:D |
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| D-res |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
you ran into a pole? |
jumped more or less... my nose hurts :( :p |
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| ierxium |
The taller they are,...
:p |
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| Mebot |
haha well you'll look back at this night and laugh. yeah.
i got drunk and swung from trees while playing discgolf. then i threw up in front of a cop car :( the rest of the night is a blur. |
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| D-res |
| well done!.. but yeah. i already laugh.. , i look at last week when i puked my ass off and laugh. btw.. frolfing RAWKS! |
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| Mebot |
Actually i was expecting you to say that you jumped up, grabbed the awning and it didn't support your weight so the whole thing toppled down.
That would be equally impressive. |
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| Mebot |
| so because of this thread are you going to be banninated for 2 days? |
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| MeLLyMeL |
| i'm guessing... YUP |
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| D-res |
dont care.. wont be home for two days but i have to wonder why
its not a "omg im so drunk lets post random thread"
its a "heres a im a studid drunk story. yeah, i did that. make fun of me or share some of your own" thread and any mod dumb enough to ban me because of that should save god the effort and just jump out a window now... |
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| Mebot |
| well the way to get around the 48 hr ban now is to post drunk in already existing threads. Don't make new threads. |
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