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| plastikE |
A devestating earthquake happened somewhere in the world. Thousands dead.
The far left thing to do would be to blame President Bush, so let's go ahead and do that. Cause that makes sense, doesn't it? He causes hurricanes, floods, wars, solar flares, and earthquakes, right? He knew it was coming. He knew Pakistan sat on a huge fault line, and all their structures were not earthquake-proof. Yet he did nothing in advance. Neither did the president of Pakistan, Sadr-e-Mumliqat. Those two political bastards. But we must all keep in mind, liberal bretheren, that Sadr-e-Mumliqat is from another culture, and we must be politically correct. And to maintain political correctness, we can just shift all the blame onto America, and especially President Bush. That way we don't offend any other cultures.
After all, it's that damn lack of Kyoto protocol ratification in the US and Australia that's causing all the world's problems, all the hurricanes, all the earthquakes, and all the tsunami's. So let's shift the blame onto President Bush. Because it's his fault, right?
Even though it was the Senate, not President Bush, that passed a 95-0 vote for the Byrd-Hagel Resolution and against the Kyoto protocol back in 1997. Even though there is no rational scientifically proven relationship between global warming and mankind. Even though anybody and everybody knows and understands that there is absolutely no link between global warming, the kyoto protocol, earthquakes, and the elected leader of the United States. But why waste time on reasoning and using something I like to call "The Scientific Method" ??
Let's blame President Bush anyway, because it would be the most absurd thing we can possibly do, and it frighteningly might make sense to some people - the far left
discuss... (in a way, I'm trying to start a flame war, so feel free to flame away) |
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| Moongoose |
| Your brilliant logic is blinding me :cool: |
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| Renegade |
Haha, what the hell? Who has tried to argue that the large deathtoll from the earthquake in Kashmir (I'm presuming that's what you're talking about?) is in any way Bush's fault? Who in their right mind has tried to link Earthquakes to global warming?
I really don't understand the point of this post. Send it back the COR before I have a brain haemorrhage, please. |
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| Trancer-X |
| quote: | Originally posted by Renegade
Haha, what the hell? Who has tried to argue that the large deathtoll from the earthquake in Kashmir (I'm presuming that's what you're talking about?) is in any way Bush's fault? Who in their right mind has tried to link Earthquakes to global warming?
I really don't understand the point of this post. Send it back the COR before I have a brain haemorrhage, please. |
LMAO! Renegade, I was just about to post something remarkably similar. However, I was going to add a couple of snide remarks concerning the thread creator's apparent misunderstanding and misuse of the political ideological spectrum, but I'm having too hard a time taking this guy seriously.
I had always been under the impression that earthquakes were caused by shifts in the earth's crust, namely it's tectonic plates. Am I wrong? |
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| Fir3start3r |
| quote: | Originally posted by Trancer-X
I had always been under the impression that earthquakes were caused by shifts in the earth's crust, namely it's tectonic plates. Am I wrong? |
No, no, no...... ;)JAPANESE TESLA DOOM WEAPONS |
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| plastikE |
You guys are ridiculous. By me saying 'let's put the blame on Bush', I was being extremely sarcastic, as a lot of the blame Bush gets is from certain events he can't control.....
now if you guys seriously thought I was blaming the earthquake on Bush, you must have a in tumor up your ass.....
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If you would like, I'll even pull up the definition of 'wit' and 'sarcasm' and put it in Lamen's Terms for you guys. Would that work better for you all? ? :rolleyes: |
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| MisterOpus1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by plastikE
You guys are ridiculous. By me saying 'let's put the blame on Bush', I was being extremely sarcastic, as a lot of the blame Bush gets is from certain events he can't control.....
now if you guys seriously thought I was blaming the earthquake on Bush, you must have a in tumor up your ass..... |
I like yur thinkin' Mr. Plastic. I'm pretty drunk as , and I'm not sure exactly what the is going on, so I think we're on the same page. So keep postin', and don't take from these stupid Commie lovin' bastards!
Bo Gush! |
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| Renegade |
| quote: | Originally posted by plastikE
You guys are ridiculous. By me saying 'let's put the blame on Bush', I was being extremely sarcastic, as a lot of the blame Bush gets is from certain events he can't control..... |
Are you saying that people are blaming Bush for this earthquake? Are there people who are actually linking the earthquake to Bush's (lack of an) environmental policy? If not, what were you trying to prove with this post?
| quote: | | now if you guys seriously thought I was blaming the earthquake on Bush, you must have a in tumor up your ass..... |
If you think we can't identify ridiculous, hyperbolic strawman arguments for what they are, then you're the one with the anal tumor buddy... :clown:
| quote: | Originally posted by MisterOpus1
I like yur thinkin' Mr. Plastic. I'm pretty drunk as , and I'm not sure exactly what the is going on, so I think we're on the same page. So keep postin', and don't take from these stupid Commie lovin' bastards!
Bo Gush! |
Haha, love it. :stongue:
Louie, I think this could be the start of a beautiful friendship... |
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| MisterOpus1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by plastikE
now if you guys seriously thought I was blaming the earthquake on Bush, you must have a in tumor up your ass..... |
Just curious, is having colon or intestinal cancer somehow supposed to be analogous to being anal retentive? Could you perhaps be a bit more sensitive to the fact that most folks with colon, rectal, or intestinal cancer do, in fact, have cancer, and depending on the severity, may or may not live for much longer?
Is that somehow funny to you? Do you get your ing jollies on people dying of cancer? Do you have something against Lance Armstrong? Why do you hate America?
And I thought we were getting along so well..... |
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