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| techead |
COULDN'T RESIST BRINGING UP ONE OF MY PET HATES FROM HOME (BRITAIN)
What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?
Fathers Day!
Submitted by 'Alex Newbs'
How do you start an argument with a chav?
Speak!
What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
The burglar.
What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.
What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.
Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs.
What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
What do you say to a chav at work?
Can i have a big mac please?
Submitted by 'sophie butcher'
How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?
She is the most pregnant one.
What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter!
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What do you call a large group of chavs decending on somewhere (a pub for instance)?
A Chavalanche
Submitted by 'Macona'
If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to run him
over?
It might be your bike.
What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"
How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?
She is the most pregnant one.
Submitted by 'Peter'
How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.
Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.
Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?
Up the gary!
What do you call a Chav in a boiler suit?
Prisoner
What do you call a chav with half a brain?
Gifted.
What do you call chavs with a brain?
A crowd.
When do chavs cross the road?
When its safe.
What do you say to a Chav?
Big Mac with fries please
What happens to a thought in a chavs head?
It dies of loneliness !!
What do you call a chav in a suit?
The accused
(Submitted by: andy davies)
Why do Chavs always travel around in pairs?
One can read and one can write!
What do you say to a chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand
(Submitted by 'sophie butcher')
What do you do if you run over a chav?
Reverse just to make sure
(Submitted by 'toby')
A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" - The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,
"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."
Whats a chavs favourite ice-cream?
Mint
How do chavs knock on a door?
They Bang it
Submitted by 'jennaaaa'
What do you call a Chav in a dinner jacket?
Waiter!
Submitted by 'Marc Draco'
What do you call a French Chav in a dinner jacket?
Garcon.
Submitted by 'Marc Draco'
What do you call a Chav in the dock?
Guilty.
Submitted by 'Marc Draco'
What do you call a Chav at college.
The janitor.
Submitted by 'Marc Draco'
Where do Chavettes go for work?
Street corners.
Submitted by 'Marc Draco'
What to you call a pregnant Chavette?
Underage mother.
Submitted by 'Marc Draco'
What do you call a Chav in a boiler suit?
Prisoner
Submitted by 'Marc Draco'
What do you get if you cross a chav with a monarch?
The royal mint!
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I don't understand why somebody over there doesn't start a militia to go out and bust some ing chav skulls. Seems the police don't do a damn thing about them.
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| Cosmic Fur |
| What the is a chav? |
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| techead |
'chav' (slang) - a young person, often without a high level of education, who follows a particular fashion; Chavs usually wear designer labels including the chav favourite 'Burberry', and if they’re girls, very short skirts, large hoop earrings and stilettos.
Chavs see branded baseball caps as a status symbol and wear them at every opportunity. Normally found hanging around shopping centres.
Also known as Townies, Kevs, Hood Rats, Charvers, Steeks, Stigs, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Chorer, Skangers, Scutters, Janners, Kappa Slappers, Scallies, and Spides. Also known as Neds in Scotland, knackers & skangers in Ireland, and Guidos in the USA
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| quote: | chav:
Picture this a young lad about 12 years of age and 4 ½ feet high baseball cap at ninety degrees in a imitation addidas tracksuit, with trouser legs tucked into his socks (of course, is definitely the height of fashion). This lad is strutting around, fag in one hand jewellery al over the over, outside McDonalds acting as if he is 8 foot tall and built like a rugby player, when some poor unsuspecting adult (about 17/18) walks round the corner wanting to go to mcdonalds for his dinner glances at the young lad, the young lad jumps up in complete disgust and says “Whats your problem? Wanna make sommin of it? Bling Bling” when the adult starts to walk towards the young lad, the young lad pisses himself and runs off to either his pregnant 14-year-old girlfriend or his brother in the army crying his eyes out.
Question! My mate has become a chav what can i do? answer is shoot him before it is too late |
HAHA!!
Source: topics, May 10, 2003 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav |
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| quote: | Originally posted by Cosmic Fur
What the is a chav? |
Some say they occupy the same ecological niche as ginos here.
Others maintain that they're part gino, part wigger.
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