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| Yan |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
Don't you mean
I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotepotenuse
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the very model of a modern Major-General
I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies
I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinapinafore
Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the very model of a modern Major-General
In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin"
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat"
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy
You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a gee
You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a gee
You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a gee
You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a sat a gee
For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the very model of a modern Major-General |
PIRATES OF PENZANCE FTW |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
you dont you mean copy & paste |
the new terms are stick and stamp. but thanks.
Im so w77t |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
AHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA
Masonious just hit "post reply" and no TRANCE ADDICT made so many windows pop up his computer crashed ahahahahahhahahahahahahaha |
:stongue:
pwned by Mother TA |
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| Orbax |
he had to unplug his computer ahahhahaah
WTF is wrong with TA ahhahahahahah |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
he had to unplug his computer ahahhahaah
WTF is wrong with TA ahhahahahahah |
yer i know. TA is acting funnah!
there is a glich in the system |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | [i][b]Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
yer i know. TA is acting funnah!
there is a glich in the system |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
yer i know. TA is acting funnah!
there is a glich in the system |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
yer i know. TA is acting funnah!
there is a glich in the system |
I cant do that Hal |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
yer i know. TA is acting funnah!
there is a glich in the system |
I cant do that Hal |
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| getfoul |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
yer i know. TA is acting funnah!
there is a glich in the system |
^^insane^^ |
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
Don't you mean
I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotepotenuse
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the very model of a modern Major-General
I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies
I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinapinafore
Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the very model of a modern Major-General
In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin"
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat"
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy
You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a gee
You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a gee
You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a gee
You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a sat a gee
For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the very model of a modern Major-General |
Dude…that’s Algonquin for: “I’m a total queerbait”…beautiful… |
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| Orbax |
| Swamper ban masonious instead of me. hes an racist |
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