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Im about to go on a date.... (pg. 3)
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Yan
"I like getting it up the butt. Here's a strap-on." |
:stongue: make genny proud :tongue3
| quote: | Originally posted by dinoXpress
Cuz ull never have any!! oooo
/dissssssssssssss |
heheh poopersex4 |
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| LeopoldStotch |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
i will never understand this obsession you people have with butt sex |
josh4: Look! that guy is giving her buttsex ..
tweek: well everyone's doing it .. it's the cool thing to do!
josh4: well ok .. *gives butt sex to random chic*
hehe .. kidding ..
it's the new internet thing .. don't know .. if bjs, da vagina, up the pooper and splash the chest has already been done, then what else is there ?? color the chic's hair with my liquids ?? :conf: ...
but everyone knows that butt sex = safe sex, because you aren't getting the chic pregnant .. :p .. we're promoting safe sex to the kids .. remember kids .. safe sex during high school .. don't get your gf pregnant .. |
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| DjConfessions |
| it's strange what people will do for their cock. me, being a man of god, don't really have the intention of oral or anal sex, although if a girl wants to, well then u can't say u didn't try to resist. for me, it's just romantic passionate love making. |
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| Hulk Hogan |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
i will never understand this obsession you people have with butt sex |
Well considering the way your face looks, I will never understand if a woman would let you stick your penis inside their rotten smelly vaginas. |
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| TweeK |
UPDATE:
Well things didnt go as planned:toothless
Apperently it was to late hang out....
So instead we went to Walmart for some odd reason she wanted to buy some candy.Reeses Pieces:wtf:
Then it was off to Bennigans were we had a some what Romantic Dinner:wtf:
After that it was off to my bedroom, where i showed her how L33t my computer was...:tongue2
For some odd reason she just had to check her Myspace!!!!!!:wtf: :wtf: :rolleyes:
I said to myself.
Gee!!! women!!! we were soppose to be having buttsekz:(
Then she told me she had to go home cuz she was tired and had to work and school tommarow morning....
Bitch!!! dont lie to me:p
Oh well we did have a small make out session...and she said we would hang out with me tommarow after she get out from school:D
Oh well:toothless |
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| TweeK |
| quote: | Originally posted by LeopoldStotch
good luck on the thread ol' south park resident ..
i know we haven't crossed paths .. you (tweek) and me (leopold stotch) .. but eventually we will .. you and your coffee addictions .. :rolleyes: ...
but i say forget butts3x0r .. i think the chic will dig you if you ask her to be part of your 'special 15 minute documentary on the female anatomy' .. and you tell her that she is your 'special star subject' .. it works on all the amateur videos .. why not give it a try ?? :conf: ..
if she agrees, videoorstfu ... :rolleyes: |
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Lmao |
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| DjConfessions |
| i hear dead bodies can stay wherever u put them and don't have to go home to go to work or have school in the morning or osmehting |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by TweeK
UPDATE:
Well things didnt go as planned:toothless
Apperently it was to late hang out....
So instead we went to Walmart for some odd reason she wanted to buy some candy.Reeses Pieces:wtf:
Then it was off to Bennigans were we had a some what Romantic Dinner:wtf:
After that it was off to my bedroom, where i showed her how L33t my computer was...:tongue2
For some odd reason she just had to check her Myspace!!!!!!:wtf: :wtf: :rolleyes:
I said to myself.
Gee!!! women!!! we were soppose to be having buttsekz:(
Then she told me she had to go home cuz she was tired and had to work and school tommarow morning....
Bitch!!! dont lie to me:p
Oh well we did have a small make out session...and she said we would hang out with me tommarow after she get out from school:D
Oh well:toothless |
sounds like a suckcess young padwan. not all girls give buttseks on 1st date so don't worry you did good. btw, trying to impress a girl with your pc or mp3 collection is sad. don't let happen again. |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by Hulk Hogan
Well considering the way your face looks, I will never understand if a woman would let you stick your penis inside their rotten smelly vaginas. |
You ing s. I spit my drink out again :stongue: :haha: |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by TweeK
UPDATE:
Well things didnt go as planned:toothless
Apperently it was to late hang out....
So instead we went to Walmart for some odd reason she wanted to buy some candy.Reeses Pieces:wtf:
Then it was off to Bennigans were we had a some what Romantic Dinner:wtf:
After that it was off to my bedroom, where i showed her how L33t my computer was...:tongue2
For some odd reason she just had to check her Myspace!!!!!!:wtf: :wtf: :rolleyes:
I said to myself.
Gee!!! women!!! we were soppose to be having buttsekz:(
Then she told me she had to go home cuz she was tired and had to work and school tommarow morning....
Bitch!!! dont lie to me:p
Oh well we did have a small make out session...and she said we would hang out with me tommarow after she get out from school:D
Oh well:toothless |
Nice date at Walmart. Anyways at least you made out with her.
Whats her Myspace???? |
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| LeopoldStotch |
| quote: | Originally posted by TweeK
After that it was off to my bedroom, where i showed her how L33t my computer was...:tongue2
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that's l33t there .. it's kinda like showing off your car, but you're doing it the nerd style ... go you ! you get a cookie!
| quote: | Originally posted by TweeK
For some odd reason she just had to check her Myspace!!!!!!:wtf: :wtf: :rolleyes:
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don't you know what this means ? she likes to "take amateur pictures" of herself .. therefore, she could be interested in doing that special video for you .. :wtf: .. either that, or she wants you to visit her myspace often, because she wants you to masturbate to her pictar ..
just my opinion ... |
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| LeopoldStotch |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
.... btw, try to impress a girl with ur pc or mp3 collection is sad. don't let happen again.... |
it works with TigerClaw ... why not Tweek ????
:wtf: :nervous: |
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