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| Kaz |
Paolo Piaia walks to work 20 blocks every day and passes a shoe store. Each day he stops and looks in the window and admires a certain pair of Bocceli leather shoes. He wants those shoes so much it's all he can think about. After about 2 months he saves the $300 for the shoes and purchases them.
Every Friday night the Italian community gets together at a dance at the Veneto Club, so Paolo seizes the opportunity to wear his new Bocceli leather shoes to the dance.
He asks Sophia to dance, and as they dance he asks her, "Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?" Sophia, startled, says, "Yes, Paolo, I do wear red panties tonight, but how do you know?" Paolo replies," I see the reflection in my new $300 Bocceli leather shoes. How do you like them?"
Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he says to her, "Rosa, do you wear white panties tonight?" Rosa answers, "Yes, Paolo , I do, but how do you know that?" He answers, "I see the reflection in my new $300 Bocceli leather shoes. How do you like them?"
Now as the evening is almost over and the last song is being played, Paolo asks Carmella to dance. Midway through the dance his face turns red. He says, Carmella, stilla my heart, pleasa tella me you wear no panties tonight, please, please, tella me thisa be true!" Carmella smiles coyly and answers, "Yes Paolo, I wear no panties tonight."
Paolo gasps and says "Thanka God, I thought I had a crack in my new $300 Bocceli leather shoe!" :rolleyes: :stongue: |
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| nils |
| tssss hehe :rolleyes: |
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| N|te-L|fe |
aaaah too long
sorry for the poinless post.. at least I'll bump the thread so I dont have to go down as much next time I wanna read it :D |
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| Cal |
It's a guy's first night in jail. A huge con comes up to the guy and says "You. Sex with vaselino or without vaselino?" with a thick THICK Italian accent.
The new guy is shocked! He starts to remember all the stories he ever got told about gay rape in jail, all the episodes of Oz that he ever saw.
The huge dago con repeats his question "sex with vaselino or without vaselino?"
The new guy decides its better to get it over with, and it might not even hurt that much if there's vaseline. "Yeah...with vaselino"
The dago turns around and yells to another dago con "ok Vaselino, come!" |
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