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| kr00t0n |
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes,
and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ......... so does she.
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!" |
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| Soonmeister |
| :stongue: :stongue: nice one mate :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| bluE_Neon |
| quote: | Originally posted by kr00t0n
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!" |
LOL...
but I would have to argue about the last sentence. |
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| Aquarian |
Why are men so stupid and immature?
So that women would be attracted to them! :tongue3 |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aquarian
Why are men so stupid and immature?
So that women would be attracted to them! :tongue3 |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
no. |
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| igottaknow |
| krooton made me lol for a second time today. |
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| MeLLyMeL |
haha!
i like the last sentence:stongue: |
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| jonSun |
Why couldnt Helen Keller drive?
Because she was a woman.
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| bananas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
no. |
oh stfu |
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| yujie__ |
So these two guys are at work. One says to the other, "boy, as soon as I get home I'm gonna tear off my wife's panties!"
The other one asks, "gee, you must be really horny, eh?"
"No, the elastic is killing me." |
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| ChemEnhanced |
Women......you can't live with them.....
wait for it
just a little longer
pass the beer nuts |
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| chojin |
| quote: | Originally posted by yujie__
So these two guys are at work. One says to the other, "boy, as soon as I get home I'm gonna tear off my wife's panties!"
The other one asks, "gee, you must be really horny, eh?"
"No, the elastic is killing me." |
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