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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? (pg. 2)
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| Eu4ea |
| i love cheesy stuff like this!!! good on a rainy hungover mon like today... |
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| emc^2 |
Yeeeeeeeii for old, dumb, Maxim jokes. Sheet, I need to dust off my 10 year old playboy or penthouse mags and start sending them in for my monthly $200...
Like this oldie I just read:
three mice are sitting in a bar, discussing how bad-ass they are. The first mouse orders a double whiskey, pounds it and says: "when I see cheese in the mouse trap, I take the cheese and when the bar comes down on me, I catch it and do twenty presses with it before I bend it into a pretzel"
The second mouse orders double burbon, slams it and says "When I see rat poison, I take that sh!t, grind it up and stir it into my coffee - don't even get a buzz anymore"
The third mouse takes a sip of his cogniac and dissmisively sighs: "I don't have time for this bull. I gotta go home and fu(k the cat" |
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| Mark Owen |
I liked that joke.
Sue me. |
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| Rapid3 |
| haha, i laughed because of that roflcopter pic |
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| LuNaSeA |
what does snoop dog use to wash his clothes?
BLEEOTCH! :p |
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| Mark Owen |
| quote: | Originally posted by LuNaSeA
what does snoop dog use to wash his clothes?
BLEEOTCH! :p |
Okay, that was awful. |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by LuNaSeA
what does snoop dog use to wash his clothes?
BLEEOTCH! :p |
:haha: |
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| trance4life627 |
What does snoop use to wash his car?
his hoes
wow that was horrible |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by trance4life627
What does snoop use to wash his car?
his hoes
wow that was horrible |
Maybe it's the fact that I've had about 10 hours sleep in 3 days but I laughed out loud. |
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| willson |
I hate this thread,but feel compelled to post a joke:
why did snoop dogg buy a german cook book?
Fo’ schizlet.
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| KilldaDJ |
the jokes within this thread are terrible, but the fact that they are terrible makes them funny.
well done guys. you are teh win. |
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